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A brain walks into a bar and says,
"Ill have a pint of вееr please.
"The barman looks at him and says "Sorry, I cant serve you."
"Why not?" askes the brain.
"Youre already out of your head."

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Drinking and Drunk Jokes Bar and Bartender Jokes Beer Jokes

A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving?
"The cop!"

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Car and driving jokes Ethnic and Racial Jokes Police Officer Jokes Black People Jokes

Why are asian people bad at driving?
Because they can't see.

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Car and driving jokes Ethnic and Racial Jokes Asian jokes

How far can a rabbit run into the woods?
Halfway.
After that she's running out of the woods.

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Animal Jokes

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Allahu Akbar.
Allahu AK-
Boom!!!

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Dark Humor Jokes Terrorist jokes Knock-knock jokes

A реnguin's car breaks down and he has it towed to a repair shop.
The mechanic tells him that he should have some information in about an hour.
The реnguin sees an ice cream shop across the street so he wanders over while the mechanic works.
He finds the vanilla is the best ice cream he's ever eaten and he eats it with messy and gluttonous abandon getting it all over his face.
He goes back to the mechanic's to check on his car.
The mechanic informs him, "It looks as though you've blown a seal."
"Oh, no." replies the реnguin "It's just some ice cream."

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Office and Work Jokes Car and driving jokes Animal Jokes

Chuck Norris isn't a cat person but if he was, he would own 3 lions, a snow leopard, and cougar.

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Animal Jokes Chuck Norris Jokes

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shiт in the woods, finally the bear says,
"Excuse me ,do you have problems with сrар sticking to your furr when you go?"
The rabbit replies,
"WHY NO"..... So then the bear wiped his аss with the rabbit.

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Animal Jokes

Chuck Norris does not wear a соndом. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

What do you get when you mix English class with alcohol?
Tequila Mockingbird

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School Jokes Drinking and Drunk Jokes

How can you tell when a man is dead?
He stays stiff for more than two minutes.

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Men jokes

What is the difference between a lawyer and a cat?
One is an arrogant creature that will claw you out of house and money, and the other is a cat.

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One-Liner Jokes Lawyer Jokes

Yo mama so poor when I ring her buzzer she says,
"Bzzzzzzzzz."

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Money jokes Yo Momma Jokes

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest..
He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.
Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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Men jokes

A jury consists of twelve people chosen to decide who has the best lawyer.

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Lawyer Jokes

Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse and that is how the giraffe was created.

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Animal Jokes Chuck Norris Jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't run out of patience, patience runs out of him from fear of a roundhouse kick to the face.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

What does FUBU really stand for?
Farmers used to buy us.

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Dark Humor Jokes

What gets wetter the more it dries?
A towel.

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What do you call a blonde sitting in the back of your 6th grade class?
Your 25 year old mom.

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School Jokes Blonde Jokes