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Father O'Malley answers the phone.
'Hello, is this Father O'Malley?'
'It is!'
'This is the IRS. Can you help us?'
'I can!'
'Do you know a Ted Houlihan?'
'I do!'
'Is he a member of your congregation?'
'He is!'
'Did he donate $10,000 to the church?'
'He will.'

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Tax jokes

Tax season arrived, and a man was looking for a good accountant to do his complex tax return. He walked into a prospective accountant’s office, and the accountant went over the services he could provide to the prospective client.
Before the man left, he wanted to test the accountant’s number skills, so he said, “If you can tell me what 10,472 times 7 is without using a calculator, I will hire you today.” The accountant’s reply? “I can make the number whatever you want it to be.”

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Tax jokes

Tax day is the day that ordinary Americans send their money to Washington, D.C., and wealthy Americans send their money to the Cayman Islands.”

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Tax jokes American Jokes

Worried about an IRS audit?
Avoid what’s called a red flag.
That’s something the IRS always looks for.
For example, say you have some money left in your bank account after paying taxes. That’s a red flag.

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Tax jokes Banker Jokes

A professor of taxation delivers a highly detailed, brilliant lecture drawing the distinction between tax avoidance and tax evasion. He then asks his brightest student,
"Tell us succinctly what the difference is between tax avoidance and tax evasion.".
The student replies:
"Jail."

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Tax jokes School Jokes

Client: What's the difference between the short form and the long form?
Accountant: If you use the short form, the IRS gets all your money. If you use the long form, I get all your money!

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Tax jokes

A nervous taxpayer was unhappily conversing with the IRS auditor who had come to review his records. At one point the auditor said,
"We feel it is a great privilege to be allowed to live and work in the USA. As a citizen you have an obligation to pay taxes, and we expect you to eagerly pay them with a smile."
"Thank God," returned the taxpayer. "I thought you were going to want cash.”

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Tax jokes

Why did Paul walker cross the street?
Because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt

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Paul Walker jokes

What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer? I give a fuск if my computer crashes

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Paul Walker jokes

Did you hear about Paul Walker's rap? Wrapped around that tree.

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Paul Walker jokes

Paul Walker's death was a tragedy, but at least he went out in a blaze of glory.

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Paul Walker jokes

I would make a Paul Walker joke, but it would crash and burn.

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Paul Walker jokes

If you turn the word racecar backwards it says racecar.
But if you turn the racecar sideways you have Paul Walkers blood on your hands

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Paul Walker jokes

Why did Nicholas Cage and Angelina Jolie attend Paul Walker’s funeral?
He went from The Fast And The Furious to Gone In 60 Seconds

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Paul Walker jokes

A blonde walked up to a man and said,
"Give me your wallet."
The man said,
"Okay, but give me the gun."
The blonde gave him the gun and the man gave his wallet.
The man used the gun to steal his wallet back.
The blonde said,
"You're an idiот... There's no bullets in the gun."
The man replied, "You're the idiот... Here's no money in the wallet."

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Money jokes Blonde Jokes Men jokes

Postcard from a blonde:
Having a wonderful time.
Where am I?

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Blonde Jokes

Using only a black king, Chuck Norris defeated the world-champion grand-master in chess.

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Sports Jokes Chuck Norris Jokes

What did the customer say to the pet shop assistant after buying a bunny?
Rabbit up nicely, it's a gift.

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Animal Jokes Customer service jokes

What is stronger than family.
The tree Paul Walker hit.

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Paul Walker jokes

ChuckNorris. Com.
Don't go there.
It's like the United States of Chuck Norris...
No one has been there and lived to tell the tale.

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Chuck Norris Jokes Computer Jokes