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Have you heard of the GPS device they made for bird watchers?
It has tern by tern directions.

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What bird robs you while you bathe?
A robber duck.

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What do you call a very rude bird?
A mockingbird.

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My best friend was diagnosed with bird flu.
He swears it was fowl plague.

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What’s an owl’s favorite kind of book?
Hoooot-dunnit?

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What did the turkey say to the hunter?
“Quack, quack, quack!”

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What kind of bird runs the church?
A cardinal.

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Who is the реnguin’s favorite relative?
Aunt Arctica.

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What do you call an owl who can time travel?
Doctor Hoo.

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I came home to find a bird had broken in and destroyed all my stuff.
He used a crowbar.

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What did the magician реnguin say?
“Pick a cod, any cod!”

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What kind of birds get locked up?
Jail birds.

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What kind of bird can carry the most weight?
A crane.

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What’s the turkey’s favorite Halloween costume?
A gobble-in.

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What kind of bird can you buy at the grocery store?
A kiwi.

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How many cans do you need to make a bird?
Two cans

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The owl outside seems very sick, but he’s not letting it bother him.
He said he couldn’t give a hoot.

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What do you call it when an owl has an upset stomach that makes him grumpy?
Irritable owl syndrome.

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When’s the best time to buy a bird?
When it’s going cheep.

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What do you call a crate of ducks?
A box of quackers.

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