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A: Very funny, [Your Name]. I mean, not funny ha-ha, but funny.

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/You’re kidding, right?

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It’s just how I’m made.

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Q: Do you like Pokemon Go?
A: Look, there’s Jigglypuff behind you!

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Here goes. I wrote this one myself. (Apologies in advance to the Sugar Hill Gang.)

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It doesn’t mean any one specific thing. But I like it.

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/It seemed like the right thing to do./They wanted to make you happy./For one reason only: To make your life easier and more fun (I guess that’s two reasons, huh?).

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A: We’re sure you can guess what Siri says to this.

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A: Siri will tell you a series of terrible knock-knock jokes.

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One to sсrеw it in; 999 to blog about it.

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A: You can’t tell, but my non-arms and non-legs are non-moving.

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A: OK. Stand still.

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Let me tell Ms. Potts you’ll be late for dinner. Again.

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Q: Do you want to build a snowman?
A: Olaf?

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A: Without your space helmet, [Your Name], you’re going to find this rather … breathtaking.

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But at least he could sing.

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Alfred is on the 17th floor, caulking the tiles in the second bathroom of the fifth master bedroom.

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It sounds very realistic, though.

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