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Have you heard about the new Harry Potter film coming out? He’s gonna be running his own abortion clinic using his new magic spell, fetus deletus.

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Harry Potter Jokes

“Harry Potter” branded condoms.
“Protect your wand from Hogwarts while you’re Slytherin in her chamber of secrets”.

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Harry Potter Jokes Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes

No more Harry Potter jokes guys, I'm Sirius.

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Harry Potter Jokes

What do Harry Potter and Kermit the frog have in common?
Hogwarts

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Harry Potter Jokes

What does a huffle рuff wolf say? “I will huffle and puffle and вlоw you house down”
That is retaliated to Harry Potter

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Harry Potter Jokes

What's Harry Potter's way to get to the bottom of a hill? Running... JK! Rolling.

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Harry Potter Jokes Marriage and Family Jokes

What is the Harry Potter spell that aborts babies?
Fetus Deletus!

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Harry Potter Jokes

Did you hear John McEnroe went for an audition for the latest Harry Potter film?
They turned him down, saying "You cannot be Sirius!"

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Sports Jokes Harry Potter Jokes

Heres my only thing with Harry Potter... They go to this school, and they take classes like Defense Against the Dark Arts and Potions and Divination, but they should be taking math also, right?
Why are there no math teachers at Hogwarts? Or history, or geography? They're getting tested on Care of Magical Creatures -- never heard of the Holocaust.

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Harry Potter Jokes School Jokes

What do you call it when a person shaves their head bald to blend in with cancer patients? Chemoflage.

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Bald jokes

What did I say to my friend who was going bald, which made him mad with anger? I said, “You will find Waldo faster than you can find your hairline”.

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Bald jokes

Why was the bald guy very happy? As he was so completely bald, he was elected as the president of ‘The Hair Club for Men’!

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Bald jokes

How do you compare a bald man’s head to one of the greatest tourist places on earth? You say, “Your hair has so many valleys and creeks that it looks like the Grand Canyon”.

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Bald jokes

What special day do bald people celebrate? They like to celebrate No-Hair Day!

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Bald jokes

What is the funniest thing you can say to a bald man? You are so bald that I can simply rub your head and start predicting futures!

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Bald jokes

Why were all the lice sad on the head of a bald man? They look like they are all homeless!

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Bald jokes

What do you call a group of rabbits hopping backward? A receding hairline is what you call it!

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Bald jokes

Why was the bald guy upset when I asked him an innocent question? He said, “Asking a bald guy how far they go up while washing their faces is not polite”.

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Bald jokes

Why was my friend angry when he started getting bald? Because his hair didn’t fall out, it simply fell down!

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Bald jokes

What is the worst advice one can give to his bald friend? “No need for a transplant. Draw rabbits on your hair, they will look like hares from a distance”.

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Bald jokes