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My girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman and told me I was under arrest on suspicion of being good in bed. - Вчера ночью моя девушка одела полицейскую форму, и сказала, что я арестован по подозрению, что я слишком сильно хорошо тр@хаюсь. Через пару минут она меня отпустила, сказав, что подозрения не... - Снощи приятелката ми облече полицейска униформа и каза, че съм арестуван по подозрение, че се ч*укам прекалено добре. След няколко минути тя ме пусна, като каза, че подозренията не са се... A feleségem tegnap éjjel rendőrnőnek öltözött, és kacéran így szólt. - Uram, maga le van tartóztatva! - De miért? - kérdeztem. - Azt hallottam, hogy túl jó az ágyban - kuncogott. Aztán 3 perc múlva...
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School Jokes Little Johnny Jokes
S o ya see, little johnny is sitting in class one day, and the teacher is going to go over agricultural stuff, like farms, and what not. So she asks the class how does a farmer tell the weather on his farm, nobody seems to know, except of course, little johnny, who’s frantically waving his hand with the answer, so she decides to let him try to answer the question.
Little johnny says: the farmer uses a weather vane to tell the weather!” ok, that wasn’t so bad, so the teacher then asks the class what kind of animal is the weather vane? again no one but little johnny seems to know the answer. Reluctantly she lets him answer.
Little johnny says with a big ol smile on his face: “why teacher, it’s a соск!”, well the teacher sighs to herself well after all it is.
So next the teacher asks the class: ” can anyone tell me why does the farmer use a соск on the barn as a weather vane?” Of course, the same dumb blank look on all of the kids faces, except of course, for little johnny, again she reluctantly allows him to answer the question, knowing she’s probably not gonna like the way he phrases it.
Little johnny stands up in front of the whole class and sez with a really big grin on his face: “Its a соск, cuz as everyone knows if it were a c*nt, the f*cken wind would just blew right thru it!”
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Αμπντουλάχ !! Γκάγκα Жена корабокрушенка попада на остров. След време се натъкнала на дивашко племе. Вождът казал: Werden drei Forscher im Urwald von Eingeborenen gefangen genommen. Sagt der Häuptling zum ersten: There was a plane crash into the jungle. A group of men survived, but were caught by savages and taken to their village. Then, chief came out of his cabbin and said:"You can choose between TUNGA-MUNGA and DEATH. What is your choice?". They looked one another and screamed:" Tunga-munga,... Van 2 tíos por la jungla y los pilla una tribu. Se los llevan al poblado atados con cuerdas y los ponen delante del jefe. El jefe mosqueado al ver intrusos, se pone serio y le dice al primero: Tu castigo sera MACUMBA o LA MUERTE, escoge. El tipo confuso en un acto reflejo por salvar la vida... Two men were shipwrecked on an island. They decided to venture inland to see if they could find someone. The men came across a village in the middle of a jungle, immediately they were surrounded by a tribe of islanders. The chief walks to the men and says, "What do you choose, Death or Boogaloo?"... Um francês, um italiano e um argentino são os únicos sobreviventes de um navio que naufragou. Agarrados a um pedaço de pau, vão parar numa ilha tropical. De repente aparecem uns nativos brutamontes que agarram os náufragos e levam até o chefe deles. O chefe olha para o francês e pergunta: — Quer... Ein Missionar läuft in Afrika durch den Dschungel. Auf einmal stolpert er über eine Wurzel. Da stürzen lauter Eingeborene aus den Pflanzen hervor und halten den Missionar fest. Der Häuptling fragt... Due scienziati vengono catturati dagli indigeni nell’Africa Nera e rinchiusi in una gabbia. Dopo qualche ora il capo tribu’ apre la gabbia tira fuori un prigioniero e gli chiede: “Tu cosa... Deux explorateurs se font attraper par une tribu de sauvage dans la jungle. Le chef de la tribu au premier d'entre eux : - « Tu choisis : soit c'est Tchi-Tchi, soit c'est la mort ! » L'explorateur... Gita in Africa. un gruppo di 10 persone viene catturato dalla tribù dei bunga bunga, il capo della tribù si avvicina a al primo: "Scegli morire o bunga bunga?" E lui: "Se posso scegliere scelgo... Certo dia um homem viajou para uma reserva da África para caçar. De repente ele é surpreendido por uma tribo de índios. Os indios o amarraram no tronco de uma árvore, e o chefe perguntou a ele: —...
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1.Yo mama so fат she sits on both sides of the family!
2.Yo mama so fат the National Weather Channel names every one of her farts!
3.Yo mama so fат that whenever she wears a yellow raincoat in public, everyone yells ''Taxi!''
4.Yo mama so fат that whenever she wears a red dress everyone yells "Kool-aid!"
5.Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince!
6.Last time I saw something as ugly as yo mama, I pinned a tail on it
7.Yo mama so sтuрid she can't even read with an audio book!
8.Yo mama so ugly her birth certificate contains an apology letter!
9.Yo mama so fат that when she fell in love, she broke it!
10.Yo mama so fат she can't even stop to a conclusion!
11.Yo mama so fат her nickname is "DАМN!"
12.Yo mama so fат she was born on the 4th, 5th, and 6th of June!
13.Yo mama so fат she doesn't eat with a fork... she eats with a forklift!
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