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Why are there only 363 days in an orphans calendar
They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day

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Worst way to ask for аnаl:
"Aww come on...I bet my diск is tiny compared to some of the shiтs you've taken!"

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Dirty jokes Sex Jokes

Did you hear about the rabbit who got a job in a watch factory?
Alike did was stand around making faces.

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Animal Jokes

After crossing the road, the chicken goes up to James Bond and asks him, "What's your name?"

"Bond, James Bond. What is yours?"

"Ken, Chick Ken."

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Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road Jokes

Q: Why does Dr. Pepper come in bottles?
A: Because his wife died.

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Dark Humor Jokes Marriage and Family Jokes Sick and Death Jokes

Doctor (to an absent-minded patient):
"What is wrong with you?"
Patient:
"I am losing my memory. Please prescribe some medicine."
Doctor (Handing him the prescription after a while):
"Here, Take this."
Patient:
"Why are you giving me this prescription? I am perfectly all right."

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Medical and Doctor Jokes Drug Jokes Old People Jokes

God created Adam, Adam saw Chuck Norris, Adam created tears.

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God Jokes Chuck Norris Jokes

Little Johnny “why is your homework in your Dads writing?” the teacher asks.
“I used his pen,” he replied.

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Little Johnny Jokes School Jokes

Q: Why did the fish blush?
A: Because it saw the ocean's bottom.

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Marriage and Family Jokes Animal Jokes

Once Chuck Norris signed a cheque and the bank bounced.

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Money jokes Chuck Norris Jokes Banker Jokes

The American salute start’s with your hand being facing flat towards the ground on your head.
The British salute starts with your hand against your head just like the American Salute.
The French salute starts your hands in the air.
The Saudi salute starts with you being веnт over with a camel tongue in your аss.

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Nationality Jokes American Jokes

You ever let someone call you the wrong name 'cause you just don't feel like correcting them? And six months later, you finally tell them? You're like, 'You know my name isn't John. It's Tom.' They're like, 'Why didn't you tell me that in the beginning?' 'Yeah, I wasn't planning on knowing you this long.'

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Partying and Bad Behavior Jokes

Are you Google?
Because you have everything I'm searching for

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Pick-Up Lines Jokes

Superman got his powers when Chuck Norris sneezed on him.

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Celebrity and Pop Culture Jokes Chuck Norris Jokes Superhero Jokes

When I was a kid, my Chuck Norris action figure broke all my other toys while I was at school.
When my mom tried to throw him away, he killed her.

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School Jokes Kids Jokes Chuck Norris Jokes

Q: Why is it so hot at Phillies games?
A: Because there's not a fаn in the place.

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Sports Jokes

Chuck Norris can access private methods.

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Technology Jokes Programmer Jokes Chuck Norris Jokes Computer Jokes Geek jokes Military Jokes

English man Irish man Scotch man are in a desert, they got captured by the Germans.
The Germans say, I will give you one thing before you die.
The Englishman man say water, the Scotch man say whiskey, the Irish man says a car door.
The Germans say, why do you want a car door.
The Irish man says, because when it gets hot, it can wind down the window.

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Car and driving jokes Men jokes Drinking and Drunk Jokes Sick and Death Jokes Military Jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't run for President; the President runs for Vice God Chuck Norris.

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Office and Work Jokes Chuck Norris Jokes Political Jokes

Late one night, a preacher was driving on a country road and had a wreck. A farmer stopped and said, "Sir, are you okay?" The preacher said, "Yes, I had the Lord riding with me." The farmer said, "Well, you better let him ride with me, because you're gonna кill him."

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Religion jokes