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I was walking down the street one day and I passed the gun store. I walked in and and everything was half off. I didn’t know back to school sales had started already

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Q: Why can't white people swim?
A: Cause they get soggy.

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Ethnic and Racial Jokes Sports Jokes White people jokes

What did the hurricane say to the palm tree?
"Better hold onto your nuts because this is no ordinary вlоwjов."

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your daddy must be a drug dealer because your dope

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When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it’s probably obsolete.

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One-Liner Jokes Computer Jokes

Twelve places you won't find a Facebook logo on the window:

1) The city morgue
2) A gynecologist
3) A proctologist
4) A urologist
5) A tow truck company
6) The coliseum in 50 A.D.
7) A self esteem weekly group meeting.
8) A collection agency
9) A marriage counselor
10) A funeral home
11) Alcoholics Anonymous
12) The IRS

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The Grinch steals Christmas from Santa, Chuck Norris steals Christmas from the Grinch.

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Chuck Norris Jokes Christmas Jokes

Girl, do you need to get your protein macros up?
Because I'd gladly put my meat inside you.

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The angry wife met her husband at the door.
There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his collar.
"I assume," she snarled, "that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in here at six o'clock in the morning?"
"There is," he replied. "Breakfast."

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Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it’s white and settles on their land.

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After getting in the White House, D.Trump gets a letter…
… from the Iranian president. He opens it and to his surprise there is a paper with a weird looking code on it:
370HSSV 0773H
All confused, Trump contacts the FBI and forwards the letter to them in hope they can figure out the meaning, but they weren’t able to. Trump gets angry and sends the letter to both the CIA and NSA, and they also fail to figure out the meaning of the letter.
One of the agents suggest Trump to ask for MI6’s help, so he does and few minutes after a British agent sends a fax to his secretary:
Tell your president he was holding the letter upside down.

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There was an old couple laying in bed. The man turns and tells the woman, "If you want to have sеx, pull on my diск once. If you don't want to have sеx, pull on my diск one hundred times."

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Why is 5 afraid of 7? Because 6 7 8
- Yoda

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Star Wars Jokes

C program run.
C program crash.
C programmer quit.

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Programmer Jokes Computer Jokes

my wife said if I don’t get of the computer shes gonna slam my head in to the keyboard but I think I’ll ajlkfsdhnvkwr;anhf

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Computer Jokes

You’d think the Catholic Church would be thankful for condoms, less DNA evidence.

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Why are there only 363 days in an orphans calendar
They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day

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Worst way to ask for аnаl:
"Aww come on...I bet my diск is tiny compared to some of the shiтs you've taken!"

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Dirty jokes Sex Jokes

Did you hear about the rabbit who got a job in a watch factory?
Alike did was stand around making faces.

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Animal Jokes

After crossing the road, the chicken goes up to James Bond and asks him, "What's your name?"

"Bond, James Bond. What is yours?"

"Ken, Chick Ken."

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