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Алкохолът е отличен разтворител. Разтваря бракове, приятелства, семейство, работа, банкови сметки, черен дроб и мозък. Alkohol ist ein hervorragendes Lösungsmittel. Es löst Ehen, Arbeitsplätze, Bankkonten und sogar Gehirnzellen auf.
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IN what has been hailed as ‘a miracle’, one Waterford teenager has reportedly survived in his home with no connection to the internet for almost 6 whole hours.
Answering to the name ‘David Gowan’, the 16-year-old was found in a distressed state yesterday evening, walking through a Dungarvan neighborhood holding his Samsung Galaxy above his head looking for a signal and muttering incoherently. The emergency services were notified and David was brought to a nearby Starbucks and hooked up to their Wi-Fi immediately. It remains unclear as to how the teen was left without internet for such a long period of time, and a search has begun to find David’s parents, with fears that they may have other kids without even a single bar of coverage.“David survived without access to any social media or video sharing sites for the better part of an afternoon,” said an amazed member of Waterford’s child protection services.“No GIFs, no memes, no роrn. It’s incredible to see him in such good condition, considering what he went through. There’s grown adults who can’t go without internet for that long, let alone teenagers. God love him like, he didn’t even see the new Star Wars trailer yet”.David was not available for interview, with rumors circulating that the poor youngster had lost the ability to speak in anything other than normal English, having not used emoji's for so long.
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Тази сутрин беше толкова студено, че дори видях политик с ръце в собствените си джобове. It was so cold today I saw a lawyer with his ... Тия дни навън е толкова студено, Ayer hacía tanto frío que hasta vi a un político con las manos en SUS propios bolsillos... Era un país tan frío, tan frío, tan frío, que los abogados tenían las manos en SUS bolsillos. Spørgsmål: - Er det koldt udenfor? Svar: - Det tror jeg. Jeg så en advokat med hænderne i sine egne lommer! 30 degrees... It was so cold out today that even the lawyers had their hands in their own pockets. En kväll var det SÅ kallt så jag såg en advokat med händerna i sina EGNA fickor. Pernai žiemą buvo taip šalta, kad seimo nariai, buvo pastebėti, rankas laikantys savo nuosavose kišenėse. Do you know how cold the weather was today? It was so cold, I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets.
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