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It's hard to get the big picture when you have such a small screen.

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Insult Jokes

Q : Why do museums have old dinosaur bones ?
A : Because they can't afford new ones

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I’m looking for a bank which can perform two things;
Give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? You get a new truck, a new wife, and a new dog.

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Dad: Son, I want you to marry a girl of my choice.
Son: No.
Dad: The girl is Bill Gate's daughter.
Son: Okay then!
Dad goes to Bill Gate.
Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son.
Bill Gates: No.
Dad: My son is the CEO of the world's greatest bank.
Bill Gates: Okay then!
Dad goes to the CEO of the world's greatest bank.
Dad: Make my son the CEO.
CEO: No.
Dad: My son is the son-in-law of Bill Gates.
CEO: Okay then!
This is BUSINESS.

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Why is аnаl sеx like a microwave?
Both can brown your meat without cooking it

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Dirty jokes Sex Jokes

I love black people, I think everyone should own one

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Ethnic and Racial Jokes

Santa use to be real... before he put Chuck Norris on the Naughty list.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

A bear walks into a restaurant and say’s “I want a grilllllled………………………………………cheese.” The waiter says “Whats with the pause?”
The bear replies “Whaddya mean, I’M A BEAR.”

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Animal Jokes

What do you call a ham you really want? Pork-you-pine!

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Animal Jokes

A man went to a restaurant, sat down, and there was a frog at the table. He asked him what he had to eat, and the frog replied, "Riblets."

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Animal Jokes Men jokes

Bob asked,
"What do you think who has the best eyesight?" Jim replied, "Birds have the best eyesight." Bob asked,
"Why?" Jim replied, "Because birds don't need to wear glasses."

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Animal Jokes

A horse goes into an Irish Pub and the bartender says,
"Hey buddy, why the long face?"

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Animal Jokes

Fed up with failure in preventing coyotes from killing his sheep, a rancher brought out his rifle to eliminate the pack. Suddenly, a federal bureaucrat rushed up and breathlessly screamed, "Wait, there's no need to do that. We've developed a new drug that renders them impotent."
"I don't know what y`all do in Washington," drawled the rancher taking aim again, "but out here the coyotes eat the sheep."

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Animal Jokes

What does a Seiko watch and an elephant have in common? They both come in quarts!

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Animal Jokes

Why can't an emu fly? A: It never books a flight

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Animal Jokes

A giraffe walks into a bar, looks around, and says,
"Well guys, I guess the highballs are on me!"

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Animal Jokes

A man knocks on a lady's door and said
'i'm terribly sorry miss but i ran over your cat,. because i'm responsible of its death i would like to replace your cat ' and the lady said ' thank You so how are you at you at catching mice then?'

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Animal Jokes

Why, when the birds fly in the shape of a V, one line is shorter than the other? Because one line has more birds in it, duh.

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Animal Jokes

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get suскеd into jet engines.

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Animal Jokes