The battle had gone on for years between all comers over “The Best Thing….” Since sliced bread had held the challenge for so long, no one thought it could ever be vanquished, until some challengers...

The battle had gone on for years between all comers over “The Best Thing….”
Since sliced bread had held the challenge for so long, no one thought it could ever be vanquished, until some challengers came along. The finalists included the wonderful sugar wall of the рussy and sanitary napkins and tampons….
Men everywhere universally agreed that the рussy was “the best thing,” so it became a battle between the cotton products, (the Translyvania Teabags.) …
It was decided that the sanitary napkin was in second place … “It was not the best thing in the world but it was right next to it.” …
The тамроn was able to pull a few strings to win third place:
“We may not be the best thing in the world but we’re right up there.”

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