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An elephant and a camel are talking. The elephant asks, "Why do you have воовs on your back?" The camel replies,
"Ha! That's a funny question coming from an animal with a реnis hanging from his face."

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Teacher:
"I asked you to draw a соw and grass, but I only see a соw. Where is grass?"
Student:
"The соw ate the grass, sir."

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A boy with a monkey on his shoulder was walking down the road when he passed a policeman who said,
"Now, now young lad, I think you had better take that monkey the zoo." The next day, the boy was walking down the road with the monkey on his shoulder again, when he passed the same policeman. The policeman said,
"Hey there, I thought I told you to take that money to the zoo!" The boy answered, "I did! Today I'm taking him to the cinema."

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Teacher:
"Name a bird with wings but can't fly."
Student:
"A dead bird, sir."

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You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed. On your right side is a sharp drop off, and on your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you. Directly in front of you is another galloping horse but your horse is unable to overtake it. Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the horse in front of you. What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation? Get your drunк аss off the merry-go-round!

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Yo mama so fат the bears have to hide their food from her when she goes camping.

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Oh, You're 10? Ok, well here's an animal that can breath fire.
- Prof Oak.

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Theres only one thing better than the cutest cat in the world.
A Dog.

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Fuск fuск fuск a duck sсrеw a kangaroo 69 a porcuipine have an оrgy at the zoo

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Chopping up onions is bringing a tear to my eye...
He was a lovely little dog.

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Why do Koalas get all the good jobs?
Because they have all the right koalafications

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What do you get when you mix a cheetah and a hamburger?
Fastfood!

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Two goldfish are in a tank.
One says,
"Do you know how to drive this thing?"

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Several of Hitlers Generals disappeared after the war, and became animal doctors.
Because they were Veteran Aryans.

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"Okay Fred, Shaggy and Daphne, can you name an animal that lives in Africa and has a large horn on its face?"
"Rhino!"
"We know you know the answer, Scooby, but it's not your turn."

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They found a cat on mars...
A live cat was found roaming the surface of Mars. Scientists planned to have the Mars Rover capture the animal to study it but unfortunately while attempting to capture the feline, Curiosity killed the cat.

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What do you call a bear with extreme mood swings? – A bi-polar-bear.

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A panda walks into a bar, he asked the bar tender for a sandwich and then proceeds to shoot him the leaves the bar. Later on, after asking witnesses, the police track down the panda and take him to the station. They question him and ask, “why’d you do it?” The panda replied, “it’s what pandas do, look it up.” So they did, they went on Wikipedia and there it was: Pandas eat shoots and leaves.

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A farmer walks up to his farmer neighbor with a jug of milk. the farmer says “I milked your соw”. the neighbor replies “i have a bull not a соw”

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One day a snail got robbed by 2 turtles, once the cops arrived and asked what had happened, Snail said “I dont know it all happed to fast”!

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