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Why are cows made for dancing?
They re all born hoofers.
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Why was the horseman fired from his job of saddle testing?
He was always standing up on the job!
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What animal do you look like when you get into the bath?
A little bear.
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Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping?
Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck.
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What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat?
Shipped beef.
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Which rabbit was in Western movies?
Hopalong Cassidy.
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What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off?
I ll get you next slime.
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What do you call the reindeer with one eye higher than the other?
Isaiah.
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What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?
A bit of a shock really.
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What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Reptiles.
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What is a moo hoo for a соw that fell into the thresher?
Ground round.
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If you had a gun and you were being chased by a bull and a mountain lion, which one would you shoot first?
The mountain lion.
You can always shoot the bull.
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What's a rabbits favourite car?
Any make, just as long it's a hutchback.
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Local mountain lions have been complaining about the recent string of Chuck Norris attacks.
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How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented?
They were very impressed.
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What do you call a dumb bunny?
A hare brain.
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Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Because he was newt to the area.
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The Animal Crackers that Chuck Norris eats are made from real animals.
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A man enters a little country store and sees a sign reading, ‘Danger!
Beware of Dog’.
He then sees an old hound dog lying asleep on the floor.
‘Is that the dog folks are supposed to beware of?’ says the man to the shopkeeper.
‘Yep,’ replies the shopkeeper.
‘Before I posted that sign, everyone kept tripping over him.’
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Chuck Norris eats gummy bears and shiтs out grizzly bears.
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