I typically don’t tell chuck Norris jokes, but I’ll do one.Chuck Norris is the only gingеr that burns the sun. 0 0 0
Sonic Can run around the world in a second.In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe. 0 0 0
Go to Google. Com and then type exactly what is in here:“Google chuck norris” then click on [im feeling lucky] ….The page says: google won’t search for chuck norris because u don’t find chuck Norris, he finds u”If u dont believe me try it out 4 yourself!!!!! 0 0 0
This is why there is no street called Chuck Norris Avenue. No one can cross Chuck Norris and still be alive 0 0 0
Chuck norris doesnt liск the back of a stamp if he wants to send out the mail, he just looks at the stamps and they wet themselves 0 0 0
The only reason Chuck Norris isn't dead is because he knows Bruce Lee is waiting for him on the other side 0 0 0
Chuck Norris, Jesus, and the Pope were all in a boat. Jesus suddenly stands up, steps off the boat and walks to land. chuck then stands up, steps off the boat, and he too walks to land. when the pope stands up, steps off the boat, he immediately sinks. then jesus asks chuck, “do you think we should’ve told him about the rocks we were on?” so chuck replies, “what rocks??” 0 0 0
Who do you think would win in a fight between chuck norris and Steven seagal Rate kick-аss for chuck and rate lame for Steven seagal 0 0 0