Once Chuck Norris raced with light and stood second.That's because when he overcame the speed of light, he traveled back in time. 0 0 0
Once chuck norris was маsтurватing in a picture of a magazine ...Guess what it was JAPAN written in that.Now , we know what сuмs in japan every once a decade . 0 0 0
Jack and Jill went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, Chuck Norris was drinking from the well... You know the rest of the story! 0 0 0
Chuck Norris Is So Bad Аss, He Starred in a 14 Second Movie Called Chuck Norris Vs Goku, Hulk, Superman, Iron Man.............. And won 0 0 0
Santa actually has TWO lists; "who's naughty or nice" and "make sure Chuck Norris gets whatever he wants." 0 0 0
Chuck Norris once punched a man accidentally, but the force is too strong and it left the man mentally retardedThe man's name is Donald Trump. 0 0 0
The Black Eyed Peas were known just as the peas before they met Chuck Norris and now we know them as the BLACK EYED Peas. 0 0 0
Chuck Norris once high-fived a kid on Halloween. The kid's name was Neil Armstrong. He landed on the moon. 0 0 0
Try to go one day without saying ANY of the following:- Get recked.- Ohhhhhh!!- Bruh...- Deez nuts.- Get 360 no scoped.- 21- Dude.- Wats up?- Ha gayyyy..- #YoloswagJust kidding for #YOLOSWAG no one says that any more since 1987. 0 0 0
Chuck Norris fought on a bet with Superman. Whoever lost had to wear their underwear on the outside of their pants. 0 0 0