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You don't invite Chuck Norris.
He invites himself.
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The Total Gym uses Chuck Norris to stay in shape.
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The original plan for Hiroshima and Nagasaki was to send in Chuck Norris.
We decided to go the humane route.
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Атомска бомба Chuck Norris oder die Atombombe Eigentlich wollten die Amerikaner Chuck Norris über Hiroshima abwerfen. Всъщност, американците искали да пуснат Чик Норис над Хирошима, вместо атомна бомба. Президентът Труман трябвало да реши дали да пуснат атомна бомба над Хирошима или да пратят Чък Норис. After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. It was more "humane". When President Roosevelt dropped the atomic bomb on Hiroshima, he did so only because it was more human then sending Chuck Norris. Why did President Truman drop the first atomic bomb? Because he thought it would be more humane than sending in Chuck Norris.
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An ancient Chinese prophecy states that a man will be created to protect the lands from all evil.
Chuck Norris killed that man.
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Steve Jobs was an amazing man.
He will live in my hard drive forever!
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Chuck Norris does not need a remote for his tv for all he needs to do is just stare until it turns on.
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Chuck Norris once bowled a 300...
Without a ball...
He wasn't even in a bowling ally.
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When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror nothing appears.
There can never be a second Chuck Norris.
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Once the A-Team used to take care of the bad guys.
Then came Chuck Norris.
Ever since, the A-Team has been known as the Ghostbusters.
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NASA is negotiating with Chuck Norris about using his roundhouse kick as a propulsion to get to Mars.
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Q: What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
A: With a knife.
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Ερωτήσεις κρίσεως... Welches ist der schnellste Weg zum Herzen eines Mannes? Durch die Brust mit einem scharfen Messer. - Jaka jest najszybsza droga do serca mężczyzny? - Przez klatkę piersiową, ostrym nożem. Hvad er den hurtigste vej til en mands hjerte? - Gennem hans bryst med en skarp kniv
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Chuck Norris can make music in Adobe Photoshop.
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The second hardest element in the universe is Chuck Norris.
The first only comes into existance when Chuck gets excited.
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Второто най-твърдо нещо на тази вселена е Чък Норис. Първото се появява само когато Чък Норис се "въодушеви".
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You know the movie, Alien VS Predator?
Well it used to be called Alien VS Predator VS Chuck Norris, but no body would pay to see a fight 7 seconds long.
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Първоначалният сценарий на филма "Пришълецът срещу Хищникът" се казвал "Пришълеца и Хищника срещу Чък Норис".
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Kim Kardashian use to be 8 feet tall until Chuck Norris uppercut both her feet and that is why her аss is so big.
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Chuck Norris doesn't buy life insurance, life buys Chuck insurance.
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Chuck Norris once walked down a street with his fists in his pockets.
He was then arrested for concealing two deadly weapons.
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The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.
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When Chuck Norris rides into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him.
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Chuck Norris once gave blood, it was put in cans and labelled 'Red Bull'.
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Ред Бул Chuck Norris sein Urin Chuck Norris‘ Urin wird aufgefangen und als Red Bull verkauft. Chuck Norris‘ Urin wird aufgefangen und als Red Bull verkauft. Det man blir pigg av i RedBull är Chuck Norris svett. Einmal ist Chuck Norris auf die Idee gekommen seinen Urin in Dosen abzufüllen. Heute nennt man es Red Bull. Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull. Chuck Norris vende su orina en lata. Se la conoce como Red Bull. Aktivní složka nápoje Red Bull je pot Chucka Norrise.
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