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I could give you a list of corn loving baseball players, but you know Ty Cobb would be number one.

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Plain popcorn? I'm sorry but you can really do a lot butter than that.

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It was a nasty shock for the football team that practiced in the corn field. They got totally creamed.

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The corn stalk decided to change careers. He went into a completely different field.

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I saw a nакеd corn cob the other day. I was shucked!

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The corn was really upset. I could tell because he had a cob on.

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I had a traumatic experience once, involving a corn tortilla and some mince beef. Until this day, I still can't taco 'bout it.

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I tried to make sweet corn by whispering sweet things into its ear.

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The baby corn liked his mom, but he preferred his pop corn.

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Shucking takes a serious amount of corn-centration.

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My friend came back from a shopping trip with a shirt with stalks of corn all over it. I asked if she got a good deal on her new crop top, and she heard me from all the way across the street. I tell you, her ears are brand new.

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The only vegetable that's also a nut is a corn.

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Corn is the one food you shouldn't take on an aeroplane. It can be very dangerous if it makes your ears pop.

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I don't eat meat, but I love corn. I'm a total corn-ivore.

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I swallowed a whole corn cob the other day because I thought it would be funny. It was a bad idea though, I got very corn-stipated.

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This corn is pretty rough to touch. It looks like a job for Kernel Sanders.

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My teenage son is being rationed to only one bowl of corn a day. He asked me for a second one, and I had to tell him no. He's on cornantine.

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You have to be careful what you talk about inside a corn maze. The walls have ears.

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There was a pair of cornstalks who were best friends. I've never seen cuter ear buds.

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I found a single kernel of corn on the floor at the movies. I've never seen a unicorn before.

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This might be seriously corny, but I think that you're a-maize-ing.

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You can buy corn at student unions. Uni-corn.

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I wanna tell you some of my funny popcorn puns, but I have a feeling you're going to find them a bit too corny.

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Did you know about the app that helps you grow corn in your back yard? It's made in Sili-corn Valley.

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Should you eat corn when it's fallen off of the stalk? Well, you maize well.

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The corn farmer had a knack for success. His tactic was to corn-er the market.

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The egg couldn't understand why the cornflakes didn't like her corn puns. It was so cereals.

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Sadly, I didn't have a map of the corn maze, so I just had to play it by ear.

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The farmer was embarrassed when I complimented him on his corn maze. He said, "Aww, shucks that's sweet!"

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When I was in the corn maze I seriously thought I was being stalked. It was very earie.

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Farmers make really terrible comedians. Their jokes are totally corny.

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Did you know corn has a favourite food? It loves cobb salad.

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Did you hear about the dog who was obsessed with stripping ears of corn? I think he must have been part husky.

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A Chinese farmer tells a judge he wants a divorce...
So the judge asks him why. The farmer says,
"I'm just a simple farmer, I never went to school, and I don't know very much. But I do know this: when I plant corn, I get corn; when I plant rice, I get rice; now when I plant Chinese boy and black boy comes out, something's wrong."

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