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There's 3 hippies going on a ride when the van breaks down the start walking about 4 miles later they walk up on a big farm house they walk up on the porch and there was a big fат farm man and his hot daughter they told them the story about there van and he said stay the night ill help yall tomorrow he said I have one rule don't fuск my daughter so all 3 men agreed well its really late and the first guy wakes up and goes and fuскs his daughter wakes up the second dude he goes and fuскs his daughter wakes up the third guy he goes fuскs his daughter well that next morning the big farm boy comes out with a gun he aid which one of you f*cked my daughter he said I put green die in her рussy so..... he pulls the first guys pants down his diск was green so he shot him pulls out a knife pulls the second guys pants down his diск was green slit his throat pulled down the third guys pants his diск wasn't green he said hey boy I like you but when he smiled his teeth were green
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There is a man and a woman,they just met at a bar and started conversing, the woman is a easy going, always wanting to try new things type of person, the man is a hаrdсоrе hunter and hunting enthusiast, and very often goes hunting with his dogs.
The woman has never gone hunting before in her life, and has always wanted to
After 7 years of dating they decide to get married, and the man has promised to take her hunting the day after their wedding day.
The day comes, the man has gotten all of his equipment ready and packed his truck. BUT the weather is really bad; its cold, its raining and etc. ITS REALLY BAD WEATHER
The woman decides to tell her husband that she does not want to go hunting anymore.
The man, now disappointed and рissеd off, says to his wife "you have a choice, either you come and hunt with me or you вlоw me. Now im going to get the dogs ready, that will give you enough time to decide."
While her husband is away, she thinks about it.
When he comes back she tells him "well im not going hunting so i guess im going to have to вlоw you"
She starts blowing him and then stops for a moment, then says in a disgusted tone "aghh it tastes like s*it"
The man looks straight in the eye and says "well the dogs didnt want to go hunting either"
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