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It would be a lot easier to be a hard worker if my boss didn’t keep blocking роrn websites.

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A wife's looking in the bedroom mirror nакеd and says to her husband "you know? I wish I had вiggеr Тiтs the husband quickly replies "right what you need to do is each day is get a piece of toilet paper put it in between you're Тiтs and rub up and down every day" the wife asks "will that really work" and he replies "well it worked for you're аrsе"

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Don’t you just hate it when you sleep with a girl and she forgets who you are and keeps screaming another guys name. Who the hеll is “Rayp” and what country does this name come from?

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Kickass 30 times i will go around huмрing people.

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What two words clear out a men's bathroom quicker than anything else?
Nice dick

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I got arrested yesterday for rаре and manslaughter because I ripped her рussy apart

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Walk up to somebody and say "Have you seen malong? Malong diск!

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Pauly Shore gets better аss than our president.

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Click kickass if you hate Papaya!!!!

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I’ve always been a late developer. I stopped breastfeeding at 6… how was your day?

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I live in a hutch filled with vibrating cedar chips

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Just saw the little boy next door licking whip cream off the cat. Pretty sure he heard something he shouldn't have.

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Man, it's hot. I'm sweating like R. Kelly at a Girl Scout meeting.

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Tia and Luke bought a new Computer. They try to figure out a new password. Luke had a great idea. He typed down 'Mypenis'. Tia was on the ground laughing because on the screen it said 'ERROR NOT LONG ENOUGH'

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If this gets 300 kicks votes then i will put a dildо on my teachers desk

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I'm so gаy, I could put a lisp in the word 'сrаскеr.'

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I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel about you.

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Kristi: Lauren is such a sluт!
Mom: Don't call your sister a slut
Kristi: What I mean is she rarely sleeps in her own bed!

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Boy: What does the fox say?
Girl: Go-go-go-go fuск yourself, in the-in the f*cking corner
And leave me the fuск alone. That's what the fox say! -_-

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Q. Why is life like sеx?
A. Because you get out what you put in.

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