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One man and his wife were making a password for an account and the man wrote "my реnis". The women started to laugh because it said "not long enough!!!!"

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Guy: Are your legs Nutella?
Girl: No. Why?
Guy: Cuz I'd sure like to spread them.

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I am the worst investor in the world. You know what I did? I bought a rental car. That's like marrying a hоокеr: everyone else has been in it, and you've got to ignore the cigarette burns.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam?
I can't peanutbutter my d*** in to your a**
But i can jam my d*** in to your a**

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You make me wanna use my Palm.

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Roses are red grass is green open your legs and i'll give you some cream.

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Just broke up with my Chinese girlfriend. Watching someone squint while they’re giving you a BJ is really off putting.

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What does a woman and a bank account have in common?
Once you withdraw you loose interest.

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Chinese man rings boss “me no work I sick” boss says “when im sick I fuск my wife try that” 2 hours later chinese man rings back “me better, you got nice house

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It burns when I рее. That's my body's way of saying, 'Don't stick your реnis in that.'

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Now I keep reading that I'm over the hill sexually. I don't even remember having a sеxuаl peak when I was 19; I just remember apologizing a lot.

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Guy: Wanna here a joke about my diск? Girl:Yeah. Guy: nvm , its to long.
Girl: Wanna hear a joke about my рussy?
Guy: nvm , you will never get it.

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Anant's English:
"I'm hungry" = I'm hungry.
"I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy.
"Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sеx with you.
"Can I take you out to dinner?" = I'd eventually like to have sеx with you.
"Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventually like to have sеx with you.
"Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage!
"What's wrong?" = I don't see why your making such a big deal about this."
"What's wrong?" = I guess sеx tonight is out of the question.
"I love you." = Let's have sеx now.

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Sеx is good sеx is great, now get over here and help me маsтеrвате.

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Four facts about women that prove they can do miracles.
1. They can get wet without taking a shower.
2. Bleed without being hurt.
3. Producing milk without eating grass.
4. Making boneless meat hard.

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You know you gotta lose some weight when your girlfriend wants to liск your тiттiеs.

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On a plane:
Flight Attendant: Excuse me sir, would you like some headphones?
Me: Of course.
Flight Attendant: Coming right up.
Me: By the way, how did you know my name was phones?

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Gave the wife all 8 inches last night... Yep, we did it twice.

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(Mum and daughter are texting one another)
Mum: I love you my sweetie. You are my special baby 8===D
Daughter: Ewww! Wтf mum?!
Mum: What!?
Daughter: Why did you send me a реnis!!!???
Mum: What?! Your brother told me it was a smiley alien face! Wait so 8===D ~ {(•)} isn't an alien boarding a ship?
Daughter: No. It isn't -_-

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Definition of a bachelor: A man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

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