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Girl:wats up
Boy:the sky
Girl:reallyy
Boy:nope my dick

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For my next magic trick.
I'll turn this set of тiтs into a motorboat.

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So theres this hot white girl and these three guys wanted to fuск her there was a black guy a white guy and an asian guy that she hated so oneday she decided that she was gunna кill them through a different way then normal so she thought through sеx so she put a poisin on her рussy so first the black guy went togo eat her out he died then he white guy followed and died the same way last it came to the asian he went to work and ate her out and she started to wonder why didnt he die so she asked andhe said "i no sтuрid i no dumb i put соndом on my tounge

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Son- dad you remember your first рussy liск?
Dad- yes
Son- what did the toungh feel like?
Dad- go fuск your self

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Boy: hey D is calling you
Girl: D who?
Boy: D's nuts

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Whats wrong with 6.9?
Its a good thing ruined by a period

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Guy 1: do you like dragons?
Guy 2: yea/no why?
Guy 1: cause imma be dragon my ваlls all over your face!

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If you see a whоrе on the street.
"What job centre did you go to?"
"F*uck of!"
"Oh, is that what they told you?"

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Guy 1: Where were you last night when I called? I heard my mom choking.
Guy 2: Well this is awkward.

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Gаy marriage and straight marriage are like Вrа's and Bikini Tops... Really the same, but one is acceptable in public.

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True Fact #69
Immaturity is the best.

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69% of people will automatically find what's wrong with this sentence.

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Sеx is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.

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If she is still able to walk to the kitchen after sеx, you don't deserve a f*cking sandwich.

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Me: There's 21 letters in the alphabet right?
Her: Umm there's 26...
Me: Oh I forgot uraqt...
Her: *unzips dress*

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Friend 1: Hey, Are you allowed in your moms room?
Friend 2: Yeah. why?
Friend 1: Good, can you grab my pants?

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Dirty jokes Friendship Jokes

Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.

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Little johny and little april went to sunday school on sunday and little april always fell asleep but one time the the teacher called on her and asked who is our creator little johny took a pin and stuck her in the вuтт and she woke up and said god all mighty and the teacher says right and then she falls back asleep then the teacher called on her again and who is our savior little johny pocked her in the вuтт again and she woke up again and said jesus сhrisт then the teacher says right then she falls back asleep and then the teacher calls on her again and asked what did eve say to adam when she had her 23rd child and little johny poked her in the вuтт and she woke up again and she said if u stick that thing in me one more f*cking time i break it in two and shove it up ur ass

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Why is аnаl sеx like a microwave?
Both can brown your meat without cooking it

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From now on, instead of saying "you're welcome". I'm gonna start saying "you're whalecum".

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