What looks like a dog, lives in a dog house, eats dog food and is extremely dangerous?A Rottweiler with a black belt in karate. 0 0 0
What do you get when you cross a Doberman with a Sаinт Bernard’s?A dog that bites you and then goes to fetch help. 0 0 0
A dog thinks, “Wow, the humans are bringing me food every day, they have me live in a nice house away from the cold, they take care of me… They must be gods…”The cat thinks, “Wow, the humans are bringing me food every day, they have me live in a nice house away from the cold, they take care of me… I must be God!” 0 0 0
Why do men chase after women they don’t intend to marry?Well why do dogs chase after cars they don’t intend to drive? 0 0 0
A dog sits in a bar, sipping a bourbon.A customer walks up to him and says, “It’s not often that I see a dog drinking bourbon here!”The dog sniffs, “Yeah, hardly a surprise at these prices.” 0 0 0
“I just found out why dogs drink out of the toilet.My mother said it's because the water is a lot colder in there.I'm like, How does my mother know that?”- Wendy Liebman 0 0 0
What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox?[Don’t know]OK, in that case I think I’ll mail that letter myself, thank you. 0 0 0
What do you do when you find a 250 pound dog eating from your plate?Seek medical help.You’ve been seeing too many 250 pound dogs recently. 0 0 0
What do you do when you find a 250 pound dog sleeping on your bed?Quietly go sleep on the sofa. 0 0 0