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What’s the most annoying thing for dragons on their birthday? Blowing out the candles on their birthday cake.

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Why are dragons so amazing at making music? They really know their scales.

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How can you tell how much a dragon weighs? Well, they come with scales.

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What type of stories and folktales are dragons famous for? Long tales.

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Why can’t dragons ever play ice hockey? They always melt the ice before the game is even over.

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Which hockey team do dragons support? The Red Wings.

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What's the difference between a mini-van and a dragon? Mini vans only have one horn.

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Why doesn't the Ender Dragon understand the book? Because he always starts at the end.

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Why did the dragon hate to fight knights and swordsmen? He was tired of tinned food.

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What will eat more than a dragon? Two dragons.

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What happens if you kiss a dragon? You get burnt lips.

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What sounds do you hear when dragons decide to use black pepper? The sounds of a fire alarm.

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What does a dragon like to eat at a restaurant? Hot wings.

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What time is it when a dragon decides to sit on your car? Time to get a new car!

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Why was the dragon always invited to barbecue Sundays? So he could fire up the grill!

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Why are dragons so good at rapping? Because they always spit great fire.

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What has four legs, four wings, and a tail? A dragon with spare parts.

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Why was the dragon wearing green sneakers? Her red ones were in the wash.

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What's big, scaly and bounces? A dragon on a trampoline.

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What do you call a dragon at the North Pole? Lost and surrounded by ice

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What’s the difference between a dragon and a piece of paper? Well, you can’t make a paper aeroplane out of a dragon, that's for sure.

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What’s the difference between a musical choir of angels and a flight of dragons? The horn section.

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Why are dragons so wrinkled? Well, have you ever tried to iron one?

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What was the dragon doing on the motorway? About 30 miles per hour.

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What joke will make dragons giggle? They tell people jokes.

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What sport do dragons end up playing when they try to play hockey? Water polo.

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What do you get when you cross a dragon with a smelly skunk? We don't know, but please don’t make it angry!

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How many dragons does it take to change a light bulb? Zero. They don't have thumbs to change light bulbs, but they're great at lighting candles.

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What type of reptile uses a toilet? Commode-o-dragon (commode is another word for a flush toilet).

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What do you call a dragon who can juggle? Talon-ted.

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How do dragons make vacation plans?
They don’t – they just wing it.

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What do dancing dragons compete in?
A talon show.

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Why do dragons sleep during the day?
They fight knights.

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What do dragons do before big games?
They get all fired up.

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Why couldn’t Zак help Max and Emmy?
His sister was a little Wheezie.

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What do you get when you kiss a dragon?
Burnt lips.

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What did the dragon say after getting a birthday present?
Fangs a lot!

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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Dragon.
Dragon who?
Dragon today and could use a nap.

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Which dragons are green?
The ones who haven’t ripened yet!

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