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Q: What do you call a cartoon about smoking trees?
A: George of the Junkies.

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Q: Did you hear about the stoners who were planning to rob the medical marijuana shop?
A: First they had to case the joint.

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Q: What do you call the dude that brings shrooms to a party?
A: A fungi

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Q: What cartoon does Mary Jane watch?
A: The Power Рuff Рuff Pass Girls

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Q: What do you call a stoner flying through the hallways in college?
A: Enjointment.

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Q: How did the pothead burn his ear?
A: He answered the phone while ironing his clothes

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Q: How do sharks get high?
A: reefer

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Q: What is a stoner's favorite dream?
A: Getting so high he can eat a star.

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Q: What do you call a TV show about physicists smoking wееd?
A: The Big Воng Theory.

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Q: Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?
A: He was too far out, man!

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Q: What do you get when you eat too much hash brownies?
A: A рот belly

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Q: What do you call an event when two cities that legalized marijuana get together.
A: The Super Bowl

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Q: How many Stoners does it take to change a light bulb
A: Who cares man, its to bright in here anyway!

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Q: Did you hear about the мidgет that got baked?
A: He could finally hold his head up high.

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Q: What did the stoner at the party say before the cops came?
A: Let's вlоw this joint.

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Q: What type of pizza does a potheads eat?
A: STONEBAKED!

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Q: What do a bad football team and a pothead have in common?
A: They both get blitzed!

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Q. What's the difference between a stoner and a tweeker?
A. When a pothead is driving down a road he is driving about 20 mph and eating the upholstery. When a tweeker is driving down a road he is driving about 200 mph, and talking to the upholstery.

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Q: Did you hear about the time Mark Paul Gosselaar got high and had the munchies?
A: He was Saved by the Taco Веll.

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Q. What do you call a stoner that just broke up with his girlfriend?
A. Homeless.

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