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Q: What is the difference between politicians and stoners ?
A: Politicians don't inhale...they just suск.

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Q: What do you call a disney cartoon where the kids chill and do nothing?
A: Phineas and Herb.

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Q: What do you called a doped-up Pikachu?
A: Tokemon!

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Q: How do you hide рот from a hippie?
A: Put it in his work boots.

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A stoner called the fire department and said, "Come quick my house is on fire!"
The Fireman asked "How do we get there?"
The stoner says "DUH, in a big red truck!"

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Q: What is Reality?
A: An illusion caused by a lack of good wееd.

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Q: What do you call it when a roach ash burns your shirt?
A: A рот hole!

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Q: What do you call a person who remembers what they did at woodstock ?
A: A Liar.

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Q: Why did the рот head plant cheerios?
A: He thought they were donut seeds.

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I got high last night with Ted Mosby.
And now I can't remember "How I Met Your Mother"

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Q: What does a mermaid smoke?
A: Seaweed.

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Q: What's the point of a wееd wacker?
A: Wееd wackers need to wack it too!

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Q: What do you do if you see a space man while getting high?
A: Park in it dude

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Q: How do you know your a pothead?
A: You studied five days for a urinе test?

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Q: How do you know when you have smoked enough рот ?
A: When you start looking around for the directions on how to use the lighter.

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Q: What did the frog say after lighting up?
A: Don't Worry be Hoppy?

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Q: What do you call a bunch of mexican stoners?
A: Baked Beans.

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Q: What do you call a stoner when hоrny?
A: A wееd wacker!

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Q: What is the difference between a drunк and a stoner at a stop sign?
A: The drunк guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!

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Q: What do you call a potato that smokes wееd?
A: A baked potato.

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