Drug Jokes

Most popular in this category

A drunк man was smoking drugs while driving.
The policeman stop him and says,
"Show me you ID?"
The drunк man, "What drugs?"

22 0

Men jokes Police Officer Jokes Drinking and Drunk Jokes Drug Jokes

Q: What do get when you soak a spliff in Vоdка?
A: The Holy Spirit!

1 0

Drug Jokes

Q: What did the stoners girlfriend say?
A: If I can't marry a dude, i'll Mary Jane

1 0

Drug Jokes

Q: What do you call an apple pie getting high in Mcdonalds?
A: A baked apple pie.

1 0

Drug Jokes

Q: What is a stoners idea of a balanced diet?
A: A joint in each hand!

1 0

Drug Jokes Diet and Weight Loss Jokes

If the whole world smoked a joint at the same time, There would be world peace for at least two hours.
Followed by a global food shortage.

1 0

Drug Jokes

Q: What does marijuana and the Carolina Panthers have in common?
A: They both get smoked in bowls.

1 0

Drug Jokes

Q: What do you call a stoners wife?
A: Mississippi

0 0

Drug Jokes

Q: What do you call a family that grows Marijuana in their backyard?
A: A Joint Family.

1 0

Drug Jokes

Q: Why is the roach clip called a roach clip?
A: Because рот holder was taken

0 0

Drug Jokes

Q: What do you call one bowl between three tokers ?
A: Malnutrition.

1 0

Drug Jokes

Q: What do you call a pothead with two spliffs?
A: Double jointed.

1 0

Drug Jokes

Q: How do you know you are a true stoner?
A: When your воng gets washed more than your dishes!

1 0

Drug Jokes

What does a cooked chicken and a stoner who is afraid of everything have in common?
They are both baked chickens.

27 0

Animal Jokes Food Jokes Drug Jokes

After some time I saw my doctor and he prescribed me a receipt, but he had prescribed me this receipt in the name of his mother Mrs. Ingrid, by mistake.
I didn´t notice it, took this receipt, went to the drug-store, gave the receipt to the pharmacist together with the insurance card with the name John on it.
The pharmacist took a look at me and has told me:
"Dear, Mrs. Ingrid the name on the receipt doesn´t correspond with the name on the insurance card."

29 0

Medical and Doctor Jokes Drug Jokes Insurance Comedy

This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
Yes.
And in what ways does it affect your memory?
I forget.
You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?

15 0

Medical and Doctor Jokes Drug Jokes

How did the sand get wet?
The sea wееd!

21 0

Kids Jokes Drug Jokes

If you say "alright" in the mirror 3 times Matthew McConaughey will appear and hand you a joint.

44 0

Celebrity and Pop Culture Jokes Drug Jokes

How do you suffocate a niggеr?
Tell him there's wееd inside the pillowcase.

15 0

Drug Jokes Ethnic and Racial Jokes Black People Jokes

You: Say “addicted” after everything I say.
Person: Uh okay.
You: When you’re obsessed with candy you are…?
Person: Addicted.
You: When you’re obsessed with drugs you are…?
Person: Addicted.
You: What hit you in the face last night?
Person: Addicted… laughs
(It’s supposed to sound like “A diск did”)

0 0

Drug Jokes