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If life gives you melons then you're probably dyslexic!

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Have you heard about the guy who discovered that he's both dyslexic and gаy?
He's still in daniel!

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Did you heard about the dyslexic alcoholic?
He walked into a вrа?

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Did you heard about the dyslexic couple who were struggling to have sеx?
They tried to do the 96 positions!

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Have you heard about a guy who used to have dyslexia?
He now has dailysex instead!

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Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi?
He walks around saying "Yo."

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A dyslexic boy who asks his mother for McDonald's?
She said: "You can have one if you can spell it."
The boy replied: "Fine, I'll have a KFC!"

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Two dyslexic guys were riding in a car.
One turned to the other and said, "Can you smell petrol?"
The other replied, "Don't be a моrоn, I can't even smell my own name!"

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What happens if life gives you melons?
Your dyslexic

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What does DNA stand for?
National Dyslexics Association

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Have you heard of the соw who attained spirtual enlightenment?
She was dyslexic and kept on repeating OOOOMMM!

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If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?

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Yo mama so dyslexic, she went into the YMCA thinking it was Macy's.

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My girl friend calls me a god. At first I was pleased, but now I'm not so sure as I remembered she's dyslexic!

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My dyslexic gаy friend is so excited for February 14th. He thinks it's Vaseline Day!

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Two doctors in practice in a small town clinic in Bluebell had to hire a new nurse when the one they had won the lottery and quit.
They interviewed Nurse Nancy and decided to hire her.
She had only worked two days when one doctor called the other to his office and said that they would have to let Nurse Nancy go.
"Why, we just hired her?"
"Well, I think she is dyslexic and does things backwards. I told her to give Mr. Smith two shots of morphine every 24 four hour, but she gave him 24 shots in two hours and it almost killed him. I told her to give Mrs. Jones an enema every twelve hours and she gave her twelve in one hour."
The doctor have barely finished his reasons when the other doctor rushed out of the room.
"Where are you going in such a hurry?" the doctor asked.
"To see Nurse Nancy, I just instructed her to рriск Mr. Hill's Boil!"

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