Ethnic and Racial Jokes

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Got some cheap aftershave from China the other day, no wonder they all have eyes like that.

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How do black people get a sun tan? On their backs with palms and feet up.

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I heard blacks run faster so I got some black paint and painted my laptop. Now it doesn’t work.

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How do Asians name their kids? They throw them down the stairs and see what kind of sounds they make

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I love Chinese food as much as the next guy, but you’ll never convince me a chicken fried this rice.

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I saw a horrific crash in Bradford yesterday literally metres from where I was standing waiting for a bus.
A wagon mounted the pavement and smashed into the entrance of a mosque killing 24 Muslims and critically injuring at least another 40.
I thought to myself, “Wow That could’ve been me!!”
But then I remembered. I don’t have an HGV licence.

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Q. What do snooker ваlls and people who claim benefits have in common?
A. Most of them are non-white.

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After making love to my Japanese girlfriend, I happened to remark that her fаnny was getting a bit baggy.
She lost the plot and screamed at me “for fuскs sake, you always clittysizing”.

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Awards host: And the winner for the suicide bomber of the year. I'm afraid he can't be with us tonight

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A Pakistani tourist after a long walk in one of very fancy clean streets of Washington DC found himself needing a toilet badly. After a long search he could not find any.
And eventually couldn't control and chose a silent corner of a clean street to relieve himself.
Once he had just started, a police official Anant approached him. Police : Hey, What do you think you're doing here?
Pakistani tourist: Sorry I have to "P". Anant : No PP here okay? Follow me...
Anant took him to a beautiful garden nearby with lots of grass, flowers and singing birds around.... Anant: PP here.. have a nice day.
Pakistani tourist: Oh sir... that is very nice of you, is this American courtesy? Anant: No... this is Pakistani Embassy !!

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Ethnic and Racial Jokes Police Officer Jokes

There are 3 guys, a black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy. they get pulled over by a VERY gаy police officer for speeding and he tells them if all together their penises add up to 20 inches, then he will let them go. so they measure the black guy’s реnis and its 10 inches. then they measure the white guy’s реnis and It’s 9 inches. they then measure the Asian guy’s реnis and its 1 inch. since they add up to 20 the officer let’s them go. while they are driving the black guy says “we got away because I was 10 inches” then the white guys says “no it was because I was 9” then the Asian guy says “no it was because I had a воnеr.

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A friendly German, a brave Frenchman, a slim American, a unique Chinaman and an Englishman with a massive соск walk into a bar and a Jew says, “Drinks are on me.”

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I know this Ethiopian family who are so poor they had to eat clay to survive.
Afterwards they were all shiттing bricks.

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You know you’re Italian when . . .
You can bench press 325 pounds,
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You shave twice a day,
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And still cry when your mother yells at you.

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What did the German clock maker say to the clock that only went “tick tick tick”?
“Vee haf vays to make you tock.”

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He's Just Not That into Jew. A Guide to Interfaith Dating.

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Americans: Iran and Iraq are countries, not Apple products, so say their names properly.

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Warning: Very Racist! You have been warned!
What is the difference between a bucket of dirt and a black guy?
The bucket

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My black mate used to work in banking but never kept a job for long.
He just couldn’t shake the habit of jumping from one branch to another.

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Why did only 1,800 Mexicans show up to the Battle of the Alamo?
They only had two vans.

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