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What do you call a sad frog?
Unhoppy.

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What’s green and loud?
A froghorn.

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What happens when you cross a frog and a dog?
You get a croaker spaniel.

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What kind of pole is short and floppy?
A tadpole.

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Where do frogs hang their coats?
In the croakroom.

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What do stylish frogs wear?
Jumpsuits.

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Why did the frog go to the hospital?
He needed a hoperation.

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What do frogs eat at McDonald’s?
French flies and a Diet Croak.

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What happened to the frog’s car when his parking meter expired?
It goat toad!

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What’s a frog’s favorite car?
A Beetle!

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How do frogs share secrets?
Through Morse Toad.

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Why did the frog go to the bank with a gun?
He wanted to robbit.

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What kind of music do sophisticated frogs listen to?
Hoppera.

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What type of frog has horns?
A bull frog.

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The fly said to the frog, “time flies when you’re having fun.”
The frog replied, “Actually, time’s fun when you’re having flies!”

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How does a frog pick his favorite baseball team?
He jumps on the bandwagon.

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What do you call a 100-year-old toad?
An old croak.

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What do you call 144 frogs in a box?
Gross!

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Where do frogs go to get glasses?
The hoptician.

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How did the toad die?
He just croaked it!

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Did you hear about the frog that drowned?
He fell off the deep end.

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What do you say to a frog who hitchhikes?
Hop in.

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What do window-cleaning frogs say?
Rub-it, rub-it!

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Why did the frog go to jail?
He robbed a riverbank.

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What happens when two frogs collide?
They get tongue-tied.

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What do frogs drink in winter?
Hot croak-co.

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Where do frog musicians get recognition?
The Grammy Awarts.

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Why are frogs so good at basketball?
They always do jump shots.

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What’s a frog’s biggest flaw?
They’re always jumping to conclusions.

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What did the frog dress up as for Halloween?
A prince.

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Why do frogs want to be rappers?
They’re big into hip-hop.

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