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How do white walkers like their dragon eggs?
Terri-fried!

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How do you upset Prince Oberyn?
Tell him a mind-blowing joke.

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Why does Robert Strong always wear his armor?
Because he's a sir-vant.

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Why couldn't Robb Stark jump his car?
He had executed his driver, Lord Karstart.

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Where do Kings learn to кill dragons?
At knight school!

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What is Kings Landing famous for?
It's knight life!

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Why can Jaime Lannister no longer be in the Kingsguard?
Because he can't take the law into his own hands.

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Why were the early days of history called the dark ages?
Because there were so many knights!

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What did the railing say to the stairs?
A Bannister always pays his steps.

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Why will Jaime Lannister never come to your aid?
Because he lost his helping hand.

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How do you rescue Princess Myrcella?
You follow the foot prince.

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What do the men of the Night's Watch need to protect the Seven Kingdoms from White Walkers?
DEADication!

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What kind of car does Tyrion Lannister drive?
A Chevy Imp-ala

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What do Theon Greyjoy and Justin Timberlake have in common?
A diск in a box.

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Did you hear about the game show with Theon Greyjoy?
It's called "Wheel of Torture."

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What does Varys envy most about Petyr Baelish?
His littlefinger.

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What do Grey Worm and the Kingslayer have in common?
They are both missing parts.

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Why is Arya Stark always on the run?
Because she's constantly being hounded.

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How does Ygritte know that it's almost winter?
Snow already came.

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Why is Wylis the most honorable man in all of Westeros?
Because he's been waiting to "hold the door" his entire life.

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