Men vs Women Jokes

Most popular in this category

Avoid arguments about the toilet seat... Use the sink...

0 0

Men vs Women Jokes

Can anyone in this room explain to me why Tampax needs a website? That's the last place any woman wants to be when she's bleeding.

0 0

Jokes about Women Men vs Women Jokes

They're so sweet in Boston; they're so delicate and tender... They come up to me, and they're like, 'Nice тiтs!' And then we hug 'cause I feel pretty.

0 0

Men vs Women Jokes Boob Jokes

Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets оrаl sеx, no matter how bad it is.

0 0

Men vs Women Jokes Men jokes Sex Jokes

Why do men get their great ideas in bed? Because their plugged into a genius!

0 0

Men vs Women Jokes Men jokes

Progress is made by lazy men looking for an easier way to do things.

0 0

Men vs Women Jokes Men jokes

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

0 0

Jokes about Women Men vs Women Jokes Men jokes

She's not just going to walk up to your house; she's going to try to sneak her way in. She's going to say, 'Girl, let me bring back those brown shoes I borrowed.' You tell her, 'Throw those shoes in the yard and keep rolling because you ain't coming up in here.'

0 0

Men vs Women Jokes

Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means you laugh at his.

0 0

Men vs Women Jokes

Where the woman's neck ends the infinity begins.

0 0

Jokes about Women Men vs Women Jokes

What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner? When the power goes off.

0 0

Men vs Women Jokes Men jokes

I have a twin sister; she's a lеsвiаn -- hold your applause... I think it's kinda my fault though. I'm a little bit of a sеxuаl orientation Svengali. When we were younger, we were watching kd lang sing at the Grammy's, and I was like, 'Oh my God, look at that guy, he's so hot,' and she's like, 'He is cute. Who is he?' and I was like, 'That's a girl -- you're gаy.' She was.

0 0

Men vs Women Jokes God Jokes

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him.

0 0

Men vs Women Jokes Men jokes

What food describes most men? Jerky.

0 0

Men vs Women Jokes Food Jokes Men jokes

Never trust a man that says,
"Trust me." and never trust a woman that says "It's fine."

0 0

Jokes about Women Men vs Women Jokes Men jokes

Most men know that women dream of having two men at the same time. But they don't understand that in those fantasies one man is cleaning the house and the other one is cooking.

0 0

Jokes about Women Men vs Women Jokes Men jokes

I don't have a вееr gut, I have a protective covering for my rock hard abs.

0 0

Men vs Women Jokes

I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.

0 0

Men vs Women Jokes

‘Darling, will you catch me if I jump into the water?' ‘Darling, if I say yes, will you jump?

0 0

Men vs Women Jokes

Salary is like a period - you wait for it a whole month and it ends in a week.

0 0

Men vs Women Jokes