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Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet? Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

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You're better friends than we are. Think about it: men seem to have friendships that last for years. You know why? You guys don't talk to each other.

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Ladies, you say we don't communicate, but you never talk about things we're interested in, like football and other women.

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A four letter word that every man is afraid of? (More)

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The Miss Universe pageant is fixed. All the winners are from Earth.

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Women sometimes make fools of men, but most guys are the do-it-yourself type.

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Why is the book "Women Who Love Too Much" a disappointment for many men? No phone numbers.

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Scooters are for men who want to ride motorcycles, but prefer to feel the wind on their vaginas.

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What did God say after she made Eve?
"Practice makes perfect."

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Men are like..... Commercials.
You can't believe a word they say

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John it’s alright muttering a few words in the church and finding yourself married, but if you mutter a few words in your sleep you might find yourself divorced.

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If you want to know why men are called the 'opposite sеx', express an opinion!

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Why don't men often show their true feelings?
Because they don't have any.

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How can you tell soap operas are fictional?
In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed.

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What is the difference between a man and childbirth?
One can be terribly painful and sometimes almost unbearable while the other is just having a baby.

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A woman went to doctors office.
She was seen by one of the new doctors, but after about 4 minutes in the examination room, she burst out, screaming as she ran down the hall.
An older doctor stopped and asked her what the problem was, and she explained.
He had her sit down and relax in another room.

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Why are there only snow men and not snow women?
Because only men are dumb enough to stand out in the snow without a coat.

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What's the biggest difference between men and women ?
Men are crabby all month long.

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Why do men buy electric lawn mowers?
So they can find their way back to the house.

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How are men like chocolates?
A. They never last long enough
B. They always leave stains whenever they get hot.

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