Music and Musician Jokes

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If Rihanna and Chris Brown got back together and made music again...
They would make all the hits

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[x-post with /r/Overwatch] What's Junkrat's favorite music genre?
I don't know, but he says he's stuck between trap and pop.

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Pop music is like a party hat
Classic and fun, but you look like a dоuсhе if you put it on in the car.

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Listening to music at work... Pearl Jam "Better Man" comes on...
My coworker turns to me and says "Can't you find a better band?"

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The worst thing about living in West Virginia is all the country music.
The second worst thing is telling your sister you already have a prom date.

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I got fired from my job as an orchestra conductor...
... For repeatedly looking out of the window.
I had to face the music.

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I think it is truly amazing how music can take us to other places so quickly
Per example, yesterday I was at Starbucks and Meghan Trainor started playing. I immediately went to the coffee shop on the other side of the street

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I asked my friend who's in a wheel chair why he hated dance music so much?
He's not sure why he told me, He just can't stand it.

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What's the only thing worse than listening to country music?
Enjoying it.

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Why classical music is not recommended for young people?
Because it contains sax and violins

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Apparently my printer is really into music...
He seems to love the Paper jam.

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I take the Christian approach to playing music at parties...
I pretend I'm just sharing my awesome tunes when you and I both know I'm forcing my music on you because I don't like yours.

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I dont like music made by special needs people...
I've never really been one for slow jams.

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What do you call a phone that plays music?
A saxophone

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So I heard wind turbines enjoy listening to rock music..
Apparently they’re big heavy metal fans.

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So I hear r Kelly's music has been removed from Spotify for hate content
When asked what he thought of this he said. "if I could turn back the hands of time,....

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I introduced a miner to some heavy metal.
The Miner really digs the music.

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Music in 2018 is like candy
Throw away the wrappers!

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There’s a lot of people who enjoy Tech N9ne’s music
But personally, I think he has Strange Music.

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My music teacher gave a lecture about gun control the other day
It was a glock and spiel

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