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Why do owls never go courting in the rain???
Because it’s too wet to woo!
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What is a Barn Owl’s favourite subject at school?
Owlgebra!
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Two owls were playing pool. One owl said ” Two Hits”.
The other owl said “Two hits to who?”
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Two Barn Owls sitting on a perch and one says to the other:
“Can you smell fish?”
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What do confused owls say?
To-whit to-why?
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What is the most common Owl in the UK?
A ‘TeatOwl’… everyone has a tea towel…!
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What’s a Barn Owl’s favourite Party food?
Mush’Shrew’ms, ‘Vole’avaunts and Micecream!
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“Knock knock”
“who’s there?”
“Owls”
“Owls who?”
“That’s right! Tawny Owls hooo!”
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What do you call an owl with a sore throat?
A bird that doesn’t give a hoot!
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What do you call an owl with a low voice?
A growl!
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What type of books do owls like to read?
Hooo-dunnits!
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What does an owl with attitude have?
A scowl!
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What’s the difference between an owl and an Irish funeral?
One’s awake in the night, the other’s a wake in the day!
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My friend the Tawny Owl told me he had just got engaged.
I hooted “You twit – to who…?”
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Someone called you an owl!
“Whoooo??!”
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What do you call an owl that does boxing?
Muhammad OWLEE!
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What do you call it when Barn Owls fight?
Clash of the Tytos!
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