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Zombie Воотy Call... Teeth:
If I had any teeth left, they'd hurt, because you're so sweet.

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Zombie Воотy Call... Slab:
I've got the biggest, hardest slab in the cemetery!

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Zombie Воотy Call... Tall:
I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet-and the dead bodies of people whose brains I've eaten.

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Zombie Воотy Call... Sun:
Did the sun come out, or did you just smile at me? 'Cause if the sun came out, it's really gonna irritate my sores.

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Zombie Воотy Call... Grave:
What time do you have to be back in Heaven? Because I have to be back in my grave in about six hours.

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Zombie Воотy Call... Catch:
You caught my eye from across the room. I'll probably need that back later.

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Zombie Воотy Call... Drool:
I don't mean to drool. But you're totally hot. Plus, I have no jaw.

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Zombie Воотy Call... Body:
No, you mean over MY dead body!

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Zombie Воотy Call... Genitalia:
My genitalia fell off, can I borrow yours?

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Zombie Воотy Call... Sign:
Hey, what's your sign? Mine's "Rest in Peace."

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Zombie Воотy Call... Place:
Want to come back to my place? I can guarantee flowers and privacy.

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Zombie Воотy Call... Broom:
You must be a broom, because you just swept me off my feet. And then you swept my feet off.

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Zombie Воотy Call... Tear:
If you were a tear in my eye, I wouldn't cry, out of fear I'd lose you. Or that you would get stuck in one of my open sores.

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Zombie Воотy Call... Alphabet:
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put "U" and "I" together. And then I'd eat your brain.

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Zombie Воотy Call... Dropped:
Pardon me, I think I may have dropped something. Oh, it was my jaw. And dамn, there goes the rest of my face!

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Zombie Воотy Call... Stealing:
I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart. I'm thinking it might be delicious in balsamic vinaigrette.

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Zombie Воотy Call... Map:
Do you have a map? 'Cause I keep getting lost in your eyes... which would be delicious in a hollandaise sauce.

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Zombie Воотy Call... Match:
We're the perfect match-you're drop-dead gorgeous, and I recently dropped dead.

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Zombie Воотy Call... Arms:
You know what I like about you? My arms. Just don't pull on them too hard.

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Zombie Воотy Call... Give:
I'd like to give you my heart... or my arm... or my leg...

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