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Can I tie you shoes? I don't want you falling for anyone else.

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Guy- "The word of the day is legs"
Girl- "ok...."
Guy- "So how about we go back to my place and spread the word"

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They say your tongue is the strongest muscle in your body.
Wanna fight!?

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I have 206 bones in my body but when I look at you I have 207.

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You can't spell "awesome" without "me".

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Girl - Why are you following me?
Boy - Well, my mom always said to follow my dreams.

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Nerd - Can I touch your software
Girl - Only if I can touch your hard drive first
Nerd - Can I install it into your system?
Girl - Only if you cover it with anti-virus

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I'm craving some bacon, wanna sтriр?

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I heard you were looking for a STUD, well I have an STD all I need is U.

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Do you raise chickens? Because you raise my соск.

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Girl, if you were a camel, I'd huмр you!

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Your legs are like peanut butter, smooth creamy and easy to spread.

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You've got 206 bones in your body, would you like 1 more?

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How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?

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Do you know what would look good on you? Me.

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I like your вuтт, can I wear it as a hat?

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I'm a french fry and you're ketchup. Can i get in you?

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Do you wanna be my kangaroo so we can hop all night.

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My diск is so big when you lay it out on the keyboard it reaches from A-Z!!! ...... Wait a minute.....

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I touch so many wet рussiеs that my hands are permanently pruned.

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