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Did you hear about the pig who opened a раwn shop?
He called it “Ham Hocks”

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What did one pig say to the other?
Let’s be pen pals.

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What does an obstinate piglet always say to his mama?
“Sow what?”

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How does a young pig hit on someone?
They invite them over to Netflix and swill.

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What did Papa Pig shout at his kids in the car?
“Stop swining! We’re nearly there.”

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Why did the pig go to the casino?
To play the slop machine!

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What’s it called when a bunch of pigs compete in athletic games?
The Olympigs.

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What kind of work do pigs do after school?
Hamwork.

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What do you call a Spanish pig?
Porque.

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Walking through the farm and a group of pigs jumped out of a tree on me.
It was a hambush.

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Why did the piglet yell at his sibling at the dinner table?
She was hogging the food.

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Why are pigs awful basketball players?
They hog the ball.

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Why do pigs make awful football players?
They don’t like playing with the “pig skin.”

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How do pigs write top-secret messages?
With invisible oink!

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How do pigs get to the hospital?
In ham-bulances.

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Why should you never rob a bank with a pig?
They always squeal.

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What do you call a pig thief?
A hamburglar.

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I saw a pig with laryngitis.
He was disgruntled.

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What do you call a laundromat for pigs?
Hogwash.

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Did you hear about the piglets who wanted to do something special for Mother’s Day?
They threw a sowprize party.

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