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A local farmer has trained his pigs to perform ballet.
I’m going to see their production of swinе lake.

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Why was the piglet whining.
He was boared out of his brains.

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What do you call a pig that does a lot of charity work?
Philanthropig.

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I read a story about pig anatomy.
It was all straightforward until I found a twist in the tale.

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What happened when the pig pen broke?
They had to use the pig pencil.

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What do you call a pig that plays basketball?
A ball hog.

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What do you give a pig with an itch?
Oinkment.

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Why did the pig break up with her boyfriend?
Because he was a boar.

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What happens when you play tug-of-war with a pug?
Pulled pork!

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Why was the pig given a red card at the football game?
For playing dirтy.

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A pig just won the lottery. What do you call him?
Filthy rich.

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What did the little piglet want from the swinе?
A piggyback ride home.

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What do you call a pig that gets the test answer wrong?
Mistaken bacon.

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Where do flying pigs go?
Hogwarts, of course!

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What do you call a pig that drives around recklessly?
A road hog.

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What is the most common Halloween outfit for a pig to dress up as?
Frankenswine.

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What did the pig exclaim when the wolf grabbed its tail?
“That’s the end of me!”

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How do pigs greet their family and friends?
With hogs and kisses.

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What do pigs do on the evening of February 14th?
They have a valenswines dinner.

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What do you call a pig with three eyes?
A piiig!

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What do you call a pig who can’t mind his own business?
A nosey porker!

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Knock, knock!
Who’s there? Pig… Pig who? Pig on someone your own size!

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What do you call a guinea pig that has become a member of the mafia?
A hamster

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In the 5th month of every year, my aunt lets her pigs in the field…
It’s mayham!

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Did you hear about the pig that ran the Post Office?
He was the first Porkmaster General.

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What do you call it when a beautiful woman tries to trick you into giving her a pig?
A bae соn.

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What do you get when you pick a pig’s nose?
Ham boogers.

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Did you hear the horse and the pig are dating?
They’re in a stable relationship.

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What kind of ice cream do pigs like best?
Hoggin Daz!

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What do you have left after a pig eats a watermelon?
Pork rinds.

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Why did it take the teen pig so long to get ready for school in the morning?
She was very piggy when it comes to choosing what to wear!

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What did the introverted pig say when asked why they don’t like socializing?
“I’m not a people porcine.”

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What advice did the grandpa pig have for his kids?
“Don’t take anything for grunted.”

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