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Un Italien est forcé de regarder pour la première fois qu'un ananas est ajouté à une pizza. Brooklyn, New York, 1924. Италианец е принуден да гледа за първи път как слагат ананас на пица. Бруклин, Ню Йорк, 1924 г.
An Italian man is forced to watch for the first time as a pineapple is added to a pizza.  Brooklyn, New York, 1924.
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What did the pizza slicer say when he wanted to rob the pizza?
“Hand over the dough or I’ll cut you!”
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What do you call a sleeping pizza?
Pizzzzzzzzzzzzzzza.
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Why did the pizza start his own business?
He wanted to make some dough.
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What type of person doesn’t like pizza?
A weir-dough.
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I asked the waiter, “Will my pizza be long?”
“No,” he said. “It’ll be round.”
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What did the pizza say to the delivery guy?
“You don’t pepper-own me.”
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…and what did the delivery guy say in reply?
“Hey now, don’t get saucy.”
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Where do pepperonis go on vacation?
The Leaning Tower of Pizza.
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What did the pepperoni say to the chef?
“You wanna pizza me?”
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What’s the difference between pizza and pizza jokes?
Pizza jokes can’t be topped.
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What does an anteater like on its pizza?
Ant-chovies.
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Why did the man cut his pizza with a smartphone?
It’s cutting edge technology.
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Why do restaurants put pizza in square boxes?
Because they don’t cut corners.
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What did the pizza maker say before robbing a bank?
“I may love making pizza, but I really knead the dough.”
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What do Homer Simpson and pizza have in common?
Doh.
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What do you call it when someone spreads germs all over the pizza?
Little Sneezers.
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What is a pizza’s favorite movie?
Pie Hard.
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Every time a new pizza delivery man comes to the door and notices the smell of the last pizza man, they storm off.
It’s an unfortunate Domino effect.
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What did the pizza chef say when he dropped a meat lover’s pie?
“I never sausage a tragedy!”
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Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
He pasta way, but his legacy will become a pizza history.
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Why didn’t the restaurant finish making the take-out pizza order?
They ran out of thyme.
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What did the pastry chef say when the pizza chef asked him for help?
“I cannoli do so much.”
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Why do people like making lasagna from scratch at home?
It’s pretty much a pizza cake.
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How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizza?
Deep pan, crisp and even.
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Today was the last day I could make a salad with this lettuce. Then a lightbulb fell off my shelf and shattered perfectly into the bowl.  I literally just got permission from God to order pizza
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