Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes

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Some people say I have no idea how to run a court room.
I’ll let you be the judge.

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I was at a party with some mates the other day and one of them said to me ‘Is that the queue for the punch bowl over there?’ So I went over to the queue to find out and was told that it was actually for the buffet and that the punch had all gone.
So as a result, there was no punch line.

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Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes

My wife says she hates it when our next door neighbour sunbathes торlеss in the garden.
Personally I’m on the fence.

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We had a really wild party last weekend. Everyone was feeling merry …
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So Mary went home. ….
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Then all the guys jumped for Joy …

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I walked into an explosives shop the other day and wanted to buy a grenade with my debit card.
It all went horribly wrong when the cashier asked for my pin.

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Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes

I was bored at work yesterday, so I gave a colleague a clock and told him to give it to someone else.
I had to do something to pass the time.

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Office and Work Jokes Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes

What kind of bagel can fly?
A plain bagel.

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Just had sеx in an Apple Orchard.
I came in cider.

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Sex Jokes Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes

Teacher : What’s your favourite letter ?
Student: The letter G.
Teacher : Why is that Angus ?

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Two five year old boys are standing at the toilet to рее. One says, “Your рее рее doesn’t have any skin on it!”. …
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“I’ve been circumcised.”, the other replied. … …
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“What’s that mean?” …
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“It means they cut the skin off the end.” …
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“How old were you when it was cut off?” …
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“My mom said I was two days old.” …
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“Did it hurt?”, the kid asked inquiringly. …
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“You bet it hurt, I didn’t walk for a year!”

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Kids Jokes Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes

Why do Asian women have small тiтs?
Because only A’s are acceptable.

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Jokes about Women Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes Boob Jokes

What happened when the рrоsтiтuте approached the undercover cop?
Her proposition ended with a sentence.

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Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes

A Grammar freak arrogant wife texts to her husband...
You are as useless as "ueue" in the word Queue.

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Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes

I went to the library to get a medical book on abdominal pain.
Somebody had ripped the appendix out.

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Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes

I used to work in the woods as a lumberjack...
But just couldn't hack it...
So they gave me the ax!

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Office and Work Jokes Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes

My friend asked me to come up with Eleven jokes about The Australian Open.
I think Tennis enough.

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Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes Friendship Jokes

Last night I tried to go out for an Italian Meal, but there was a huge, fат woman standing in the doorway.
I couldn’t get pasta.

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Jokes about Women Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes Fat Jokes

My extra sensitive toothpaste doesn’t like it when I use other toothpastes.

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I always thought i had a good imagination…
But it turns out it was just my imagination

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If you attached a bunch of watches together to make a belt it would be a waist of time.

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Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes