Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes

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The word “nothing” is a palindrome. “Nothing” reversed is “Gnihton”.
Which also means nothing.

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Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes

Teacher: "What do you get when a waiter trips?"
Student: "Flying Saucers!"

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Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes

Made a meal out of an old recipe book today.
Just tasted like paper really .

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There’s a girl on my art course who never does any original work, she copies everything.
We call her Tracey.

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Office and Work Jokes Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes

What do we want? An end to auto-correct errors! When do we want it? Соw! Sow! Bow! Tow! Duck this…

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I’m considering becoming a mind reader.
What are your thoughts?

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My next song is about subtraction.
Take it away…

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Here’s a bit of advice for you.
Advi.

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I just bought a really expensive car, only to find the reverse gear broken.
There’s no going back now.

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After finishing 10 pints I was dangerously weaving in the middle of the road.
I thought, “It’d probably be safer to make this cane chair at home.”

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My wife went to see a spiritualist last week.
I asked her “how did you rate her?”
She said “medium.”

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Why did fans avoid the front row seats at this years Snooker Championships?
The queues were too long.

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I cut off He-Man’s electricity today.
Now I have the power.

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Men jokes Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes

I was telling a girl in the pub about my uncanny ability to guess the day a woman was born on just by feeling their вrеаsтs.
“Really?” she said. “Go on then… Try.”
After about 30 seconds of fondling she began to lose patience.
“Come on,” she demanded, “What day was I born on?”
“Yesterday?” I replied.

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Jokes about Women Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes

Me and five of my mates all went to a brothel and all threw fifty pound each into a рот, the winner was whoever could go the longest without сuммing.
I came in a respectable second, which put me in last place.

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I’m thinking about buying a greyhound, don’t know what the wife is going to say so I’ll run it by her first.

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Me and my mates are in a band called Duvet.
We’re a cover band.

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My internet bride got delivered today, she’s the WiFi always dreamed of.

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Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes Internet Jokes

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on ‘How to live life to the full with a 2 inch реnis’.
The librarian says, “That ones just in.”

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Men jokes Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes

I got attacked by someone who suffers with premature еjасulатiоn today.
He just came out of nowhere.

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Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes