Edward Hale, while chaplain of the U. S. Senate, was asked,"Do you pray for the senators?"He quickly replied, "No. After getting to know the senators, I pray for the people." 0 0 0
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it and then misapplying the wrong remedies. 0 0 0
We’ve been conditioned to think that only politicians can solve our problems. At some point, perhaps one day we will actually wake up and recognize that that it was those politicians who actually created our problems in the first place. 0 0 0
Barrack Obama has recently agreed to help the Vatican target whistle-blowers. Any altarBoys reporting child abuse will now face indefinite detention. 0 0 0
Can’t believe how many things are made by the Chinese these days. Even babies come from the vachina. 0 0 0
Shocking information has just been discovered that North Korea is developing weapons of mass destruction and we need to invade them.…. Oh wait, false alarm, they don’t have any oil. 0 0 0
"Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards.If you disgrace yourself you can always write a book." -- Ronald Reagan 0 0 0
It’s a real shame that Barrack Obama recently had to give a speech stood behind bullet proof glass. Just because he’s black doesn’t mean he’s gonna shoot anybody. 0 0 0
Why don't you remove those barriers to imports? It will ease my inflation and the benefits will trickle down. 0 0 0
Barack Obama has told the BBC that failure to effect gun control has been the biggest regret of his Presidency.Abraham Lincoln and JFK will be nodding up in heaven. 0 0 0
Can’t believe what a dangerous place the world has become recently. Just the other day I went into the toilets of a McDonalds and headbutted someone. 0 0 0
If Hilary wins the election I wonder if she’ll keep the same desk that Monica used to go under. 0 0 0
Thousands of people were crying tears of joy today as the Royal Baby was brought home. Hopefully the extra tissue sales will be enough to keep tissue manufacturers from going bankrupt after David Cameron’s recent ban on adult websites in the UK. 0 0 0