An English class is writing an essayOne of the students asks how long the essay should be.The teacher responds, "Like a skirt. Long enough to cover the subject, but short enough to keep me interested". 0 0 0
A teacher asked me why my daughter's name was so weird...She asked why I had spelled it like E. M. M. A instead of just Emma, and I said that it describes the phrase that I told people when I let them know my SO was pregnant,"Everyone. Makes. Mistakes. Alright?" 0 0 0
My Indian engineering teacher told us this todayGrowing up in America, you've probably heard your parents say, "Eat your food, there are starving children in India." But I tell my children, "Do your math homework or an Indian child will eat your food." 0 0 0
Which Star Wars ship is most likely to be unemployed with a crushing amount of student loan debt?The Millenial Falcon 0 0 0
Hi! This is a good prank I did! Okay My sister has this crush and his name is Braylon so he text my sister saying he wants to hang out with her which I think means date so anyway I did this My text said “Hi braylon, I can’t hang out today…or the other day because I have homework, so please no hang out!” this is super wrong but funny! Braylon text back and said “Fine I can help” and I text back and said “Oh will come here around 10:00” And my sister did not know he was comeing…she was so embarrsed she was still in her night gown! HAHAHAH. O to the k bye thats the prankster!!! 0 0 0
Whats the difference between homework and a hоокеr? They both start with an “H” but we all know what one we would like to do. 0 0 0
I was sitting in math class, and our teacher doesn’t like it if we don’t work on math in his class. So I did science homework on top of a math book 0 0 0
I wasn’t understanding what I had to do for homework, so my teacher said “ Let me break it down for you like the twin towers.” 0 0 0
I tour up my homework, but I then replaced it with this copy it may look like it but trust me its diffrenet! The answers ARE RIGHT better than left! 0 0 0
Me. mom would you get mad at me for something i didn’t do. mom. no. me ok good i didn’t do my homework 0 0 0
So in class they were learning about where food comes from:Teacher- so kids where does bacon come from?Student- PIGSTeacher- correct where does mutton come from?Student- SHEEPTeacher- and finally here’s your homework-Student- IK where that comes from!A fат соw! 0 0 0
Who’s a pineapple? I’m a pineapple…YassTeacher and kidKid: hey teacher: yesKid: would you punish me for something I didn’t do?Teacher: of course notKid: well I didn’t do my homework 0 0 0