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What did I say to the person who drove past me at the Taco Веll drive-through? "Hey, don't you dare taco-ver me".

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Why was the taco crying? Because onions were being chopped in front of him.

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What did taco mom say to her taco children before eating? "Lettuce pray".

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What services do taco sauce protectors provide? Mild Protective Services.

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What did a chicken taco say to another? Guawk guawk.

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Where do tacos call in case of emergency? 9 Juan Juan.

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What is an ocean filled with tacos called? Flotilla.

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What happened when the taco maker made some fish tacos? They did not eat it and swam away from him.

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Why was the son taco scared? Because his parents said that there was something they want to taco bout.

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What happened to the boy who over-ate tacos? He is currently in Tacoma.

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Is it a good idea to have taco Tuesday for lunch? Sure but don't forget to grab some food before.

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Who said that they don't like tacos? No Jaun.

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Why can taco share everything with his parents but burrito can not? Because taco is more open.

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What did son taco say to mama taco when she asks what he wants to have for dinner? "Taco, ma".

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Why was the taco sad? His brother was falling apart.

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Why could the chef not finish making the taco? He was out of thyme.

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How was the taco that my foreign friend made for me? Mexcellent.

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Why are tacos not good at keeping secrets? They spill everything.

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Why are taco chefs so happy in life? They season the moment.

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What did one taco say to the other when he was acting unusual? "You are nachoself today".

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Why can you not make everyone happy even though you try? Because you are not a taco.

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What is a proper balanced diet for a taco lover? Two tacos in each hand.

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What does a taco do after school? Salsa.

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How much do I love tacos? From my head tomatoes.

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What did the taco say to her mother when her irritating cousin left? "He was jalapeño business."

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What did the waiter say when I could not decide what to order? "It's okay, taco your time".

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Why should you eat tacos every day? Because they can guac your world.

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Why didn’t Superman eat the nachos at tonight’s taco Tuesday dinner?
He’s afraid of that chip-tonight.

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What do you call a cold taco?
A brrrrrrr-ito.

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Why did the Mexican restaurant get such a great review on Tuesday night?
It was nacho average Taco Tuesday!

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What did the Krispy Kreme donut sign say on Taco Tuesday?
Don’t forget about us today, we have fillings too…

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I invited my new neighbor to go out for some Mexican food… I hope we have something to taco bout.

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What was the taco’s favorite part of the day?
Cumin home.

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