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How does a thunderstorm catch fish? With a lightning rod!

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Why is Britain the wettest country? Because royalty has reigned here for years.

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What happens when winter arrives? Autumn leaves!

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What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain? A drizzly bear!

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What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane? I have my eye on you.

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What did one lightning bolt say to the other lightning bolt? You're shocking!

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Why shouldn’t you start a fight with a cloud? He’ll storm out on you.

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How does the rain tie its shoes? With a rainbow.

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What’s a tornado’s favourite game? Twister!

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What happens when it rains cats and dogs? You might step in a poodle!

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Why did the man only wear one boot into town? He heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!

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What falls but never hits the ground? The temperature.

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What did one volcano say to the other volcano? I lava you.

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What did the tornado say to the sports car? Want to go for a spin?

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What does a cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear!

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An old lady was considering buying a squirrel fur coat.
"But will it be all right in the rain?" she asked anxiously.
"Oh certainly, ma am," said the manager smoothly.
"After all, you've never seen a squirrel with an umbrella have you?"

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There were three women who always hung their laundry out in the backyard.
Two of the women noticed Sophie never had her laundry out on days that it rained.
One day, they were all out in the backyard putting their clothes on the line when one of the women said to Sophie, "How come when it rains, your laundry is never out?"
"Well," said Sophie, "when I wake up in the morning, I look over at Paul. If his реnis is hanging over his right leg, I know I can hang out the wash. If his реnis is hanging over his left leg, I know it's going to rain, so I don't hang out the wash."
"What if it is pointed straight up?" asked one of the women.
"On a day like that, I don't bother with the laundry."

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Turtle to turtle:
"Don't ya just love the sound of rain on your roof?"

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That tornado damage your соw barn any?
Dunno.
Haven't found the durn thing yet.

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Yo mama so fат she the one that caused global warming when she farted.

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