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Whenever my mom is losing an argument Mom: For 9 Months I Carried You.

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Yo mama so dumb she tried to get a iPhone from the eye doctor

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Yo Momma's teeth are so bad...
The dentist sent her to the city roads repair department.

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Yo mama so fат her аsshоlе was a black hole.

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Is so overweight she once boarded a train and the train couldn’t start rolling.

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Back hair so thick, she ruined your neighbor’s rake the other day trying to comb it.

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It hasn’t been fully established yet whether
Lives on Earth, or whether the Earth lives on your mother.

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Was really fат. I mean, before she was buried, the earth was still flat!

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Went on a diet the other week. Everybody was happy and the world hunger was over.

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So mean, she uses yo mama jokes on orphans.

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Is so old and ugly that when the Lord said, “Let there be light”, he immediately followed it with “Holy mackerel, wтf is that!”

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Is so ugly she can stop a mob.

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So fат she shakes down the prices just by walking through WalMart.

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If
Hadn’t jumped in the pool, NASA wouldn't have found water on Mars.

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So fат, when she walks past a television, you miss all three parts of the Lord of the Rings.

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Hunting with
Is dead easy. Whatever animal sees her gets paralyzed on the spot.

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Is so fат, she sits next to everybody in the cinema!

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Every time your dog farts in the car,
Rolls up the windows.

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Why can't
Die?
She is so fат, Death can't get to her.

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Is so fат that when the world goes down, people can still live on her.

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Collects ugly children.

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Does your dad have this really long, bushy beard?
(No)
Oh, then I saw
At the shops yesterday.

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When
Farts in the cinema, she gets a private viewing.

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Is twice the man you’ll ever be.

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Even
Tapeworms have diabetes.

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Has to wear a muzzle when she goes out for a walk.

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Is so fат – she puts on a gray T-shirt and people mistake her for the Death Star.

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So ugly, when she sits down on a sandy beach, cats try to bury her.

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Buys the All You Can Eat Menu twice.

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So fат, Ebola wouldn't know where to start.

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So fат, when she falls on her back, she’s still the same height as before.

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Is so fат, when she falls down in Wyoming, a bike falls down in China.

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When
Goes to the zoo, she throws feces at the apes.

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Sings pirate songs on the toilet.

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So fат she uses a boomerang to get her belt on.

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Works for Weight Watchers as the "Before" picture.

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If somebody were to light up one of
Farts, that would be the end of all life on Earth.

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