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Yo' Mama is so poor, bath time is a a family thing.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, you can use her thong as a hammock.

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she looks at roadkill, it runs away.

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, when I asked her to turn on the TV, she started stripping.

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Yo' Mama is so skinny, she can hula-hoop with a Fruit Loop!

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Yo' Mama is so dumb, the Psychic Friends only charge her half price to read her mind.

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she put a ruler next to her bed to see how long she sleeps.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, when she walked into the all-you-can-eat buffet, they had to install speed bumps.

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, Yo' Daddy first met her at the pound.

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, the last time I saw something that looked like her, I pinned a tail on it.

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Yo' Mama is so stanky, her Sure deodorant got confused and her Secret deodorant told on her.

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Yo' Mama is so stanky, when you were born, the doctor had to wear the oxygen mask.

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Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale?
A: About 10 pounds.
Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale?
A: About 10 pounds.

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, if ugliness was a record, she would go triple platinum.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, she plays hopscotch like this: Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars... .

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Yo' Mama is so fат, she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagen.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, I had to take a train and two buses just to get on her good side.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, she's got more chins than a Chinese phone book.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, she makes the radio skip when she dances.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, she stepped on my cat's tail, and now I call him "Веаvеr."

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