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Yo' Mama is so fат, when she went to St. Louis, she got stuck in the arch.

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, they put her in a tinted incubator when she was born.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, her stomach gets home 30 minutes before she does.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, when she heard it was chilly out, she ran outside with a spoon.

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, yo' dad only takes her out on Halloween.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, the telephone company gave her two area codes.

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Yo' Mama is so fат that when she bends over, we go into daylight savings time.

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Yo Momma Jokes Fat Jokes

Yo' Mama is so fат, instead of wearing Levi's 501 jeans, she wears Levi's 1002's.

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Yo Momma Jokes Fat Jokes

Yo' Mama is so fат, when I tried to drive around her, I ran out of gas.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, the shadow of her вuтт weighs 50 pounds.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, her blood type is marinara.

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Yo Momma Jokes Fat Jokes

Yo' Mama is so fат, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.

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Yo Momma Jokes Medical and Doctor Jokes

Yo' Mama is so fат, when she was diagnosed with a flesh-eating disease, the doctor gave her 18 years to live.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.

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Yo' Mama is so fат, her вuтт looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.

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Yo Momma Jokes Fat Jokes

Yo' Mama is so fат, when she hauls аss, she gotta make two trips.

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Yo Momma Jokes Fat Jokes Travel and Tourist Jokes

Yo' Mama is so fат, when she sits on a quarter, she squeezes a вооgеr out of George Washington's nose.

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Yo Momma Jokes Fat Jokes

Yo' Mama is so poor, she joined the Army to get a haircut.

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Yo Momma Jokes Military Jokes

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a walrus?
A: One has whiskers and smells of fish; the other one's a walrus.
Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a walrus?
A: One has whiskers and smells of fish; the other one's a walrus.

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