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Yo mama is so sтuрid she wiped her аss before she took a sh*t.

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Yo momma so sтuрid, she put a battery up her аss and walked down the street singing "I got the power oh oh oh"

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Yo mama so fат she was the wrecking ball

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Yo mama so fат when she dropped in the ocean Spain wanted to claim her as a new land.

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Yo momma so fат that the universe has been measured... but her belly still hasn't been!

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1. Yo Momma's so fат that when she puts on a yellow rain coat people shout TAXI!
2. Yo Momma's so fат I took a picture of her in 1938 and it is still
Printing.
3. Yo Momma's so sтuрid she studied for a blood test.
4. Yo mama so fат she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.
5. Yo Momma so fат, I bumped into her and said "Sorry, my mistake." And she said "Did you just say steak?!"

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Could you tell yo momma to stop wearing different color lipstick, my diск looks like rainbow.

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Yo momma is so fат, the only Super Bowl she watches is the one she eats out of.

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Yo momma аss is so hairy its like Don King is about to jump out and shout "ONLY IN AMERICA!"

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Yo mama is so fат when she walks past me at a football match I miss 20 min of the game!!!!!!

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Yo Momma so ugly she needs a prescription mirror.

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Yo mamma suск dамn sтuрid she returned her sun glasses because they blocked they sunlight. (pace-palm)

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Question: Why did Yo Momma poke herself in the eye?
Answer: She wanted to see what her fingertip looked like!

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Yo mamma so poor she had one shoe on, and when someone asked her, "Did you lose your shoe?" She said,
"No, I found one."

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Yo mama is so fат last time she went swimming in the sea some Japanese people tried to harpoon her.

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Mum: where should I keep my money everywhere I put it my kids steal it?
Dad: keep it in books

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Yo momma is such a fatty that when she sat on konrad it made him as small as tic tac

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Yo momma so nasty she suскеd your daddy's diск and kissed you goodnight

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Yo mamma so ugly when she went to heaven god said sатаn I thought I kicked you out

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Yo Mama is soooo ugly the only time she ever got near a man was when she visited the Lincoln memorial.

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