Now that food has replaced sеx in my life, I can't even getinto my own pants. Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with arelative. Sign in a Chinese Pet Store: "Buy one dog, get one flea..." I got a sweater for Christmas. I really wanted a screameror a moaner. If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport theterminal? I don't approve of political jokes. I've seen too many of themget elected. There are two sides to every divorce: Yours and sh*t head's. I love being married. It's so great to find that one specialperson you want to annoy for the rest of your life. I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore I am perfect. Everyday I beat my own previous record for number ofconsecutive days I've stayed alive. How come we choose from just two people to run for presidentand 50 for Miss America? Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having apeeing section in a swimming pool?
Now that food has replaced sеx in my life, I can't even getinto my own pants.
Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with arelative.
Sign in a Chinese Pet Store: "Buy one dog, get one flea..."
I got a sweater for Christmas. I really wanted a screameror a moaner.
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport theterminal?
I don't approve of political jokes. I've seen too many of themget elected.
There are two sides to every divorce: Yours and sh*t head's.
I love being married. It's so great to find that one specialperson you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
I am a nobody, and nobody is perfect; therefore I am perfect.
Everyday I beat my own previous record for number ofconsecutive days I've stayed alive.
How come we choose from just two people to run for presidentand 50 for Miss America?
Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having apeeing section in a swimming pool?