Ollie and Lena went to the hospital so Lena could give birth to their first baby. As Ollie waited in the lobby, the doctor came out to inform him that he had some good news and some bad news….
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“The good news is that you have a normal baby boy. The bad news is that the birth is a Caesarian.” …
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Ollie started crying:
“Vell, I’m glad it is a healthy baby…but I vas kinda hopin’ dat it vould be a Norvegian.”